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What is El Gallo?
THE CHICKEN…………..OF DEATH
El Gallo Del Muerte is an ancient being not unlike the lovecraftian eldritch horrors. He has a few powers that include immunity to death, instant insanity eyes, and fire balls. One glance from him will instantly disintegrate you to but a pile of dust. Sometimes however, he will completely turn you inside out. This is not any morenor less effective than disintegration but it does provide some variety for El Gallo Del Muerte. He can also set your head on fire. Despite this immense power, he has one weakness…
Waffles.
If given a freshly cooked waffle (he will only except homemade and eggo waffles) he will teleport away with his loot. In his place will he left an acod llama. Its quite simplistic, they spit acid.
El Gallo Del Muerte is coming. RUN AWAY
El Gallo - video
El Gallo - what is it?
El Gallo Negro (pronounced ‘El Gayo Negro’) is Spanish and is translated into ‘The Black Cock’. Sometimes used as a nickname.
Danish song - “Og jeg pumped, det ligesom Tarantino,
endnu værre de kalder ‘el gallo negro’
Jeg hælder i hovedet, ej prøv og se mig
Jeg stopper ikk før jeg ligner Morten og Peter” translates into “And I’m pumped, like Tarantino,
even worse they call el gallo negro
I'm pouring drinks in my head, don't try and see me
I don't stop til’ I look like Morten and Peter(Danish downsyndrome celebs).
What does "El Gallo" mean?
Nickname given to a Mexican who can pull hella chicks and is fearless of anyone just like the fighter roosters they represent. Agile in every circumstance and isn’t afraid to risk their life to prove to all, that he is the finest of them all
El Gallo salió Más chingon que toda aquella bola de corrientes, vamonos a ver las viejas despues del jale con aquel viejon