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What is Agile?
The ability to waste a year making a social networking site.
Pretending to write code when just copying it from else while to save time and effort.
Basically another word for someone that can use google, steal other people's work then pretend what they are doing is difficult to management.
I am really good at agile developement.
Look at this great search engine I have made, its the same as the one on another site - but with more bugs.
Agile - meme gif
Agile - video
Agile - what is it?
(verb) To work on something when you don't understand the problem space, the market, the actual goal of the product or really any engineering at all.
Engineer 1: They want me to build an inverse flux capcitor for our new marketing theme.
Engineer 2: Man that sucks, what are you doing to do? Don't they know the IFC is a joke?
Engineer 1: Well I guess I'll just have to scrum and agile one up.
What does "Agile" mean?
a creep that stares and thinks he can rap
yo, i'm agill....
You Suck!
Agile - what does it mean?
a last name only used for GODS!
Abe Agil
Person 1:do you know what gods last name is?
Person 2: AGIL
Agile - meaning
The ability to change direction quickly in response to a stimulus. One of the key components in sport performance.
John may not be able to run the length of himself, but damn he's agile.
For some positions in football, agility is king.
Agile - definition
The quality of being simultaneously agile and vigilant.
Batman is agilent, especially in the Batmobile.
Always remember to be agilent after school.
Agile - slang
Agile means to move quickly ; easily. Using any motions. The word, "Agile" can be a hard word to pronounce to most people.
I knew I had to be agile when it comes to races.
Agile
Doesn't fucking work, but doesn't fucking matter.
Let's be agile on this project.
Agile
Organized mind numbing micromanagement.
He figured out how to double the battery life but since the agile practice strictly forbids thinking outside the current task, his design wasn't acknowledged. Due to insubordination he will not be receiving a bonus this year.
Agile
Agile is a generalized term for a group of anti-social behaviors used by office workers to avoid doing any work while simultaneously giving the appearance of being insanely busy. Agile methods include visual distraction, subterfuge, camouflage, psycho-babble, buzzwords, deception, disinformation, and ritual humiliation. It has nothing to do with the art and practice of software engineering.
That crap was built using Agile.
Worker A: Couldn't we be a bit more Agile?
Worker B: How?
Worker A: Let's order pizza at the Kanban.