Definder - what does the word mean?

What is ETF?

retard speak for wtf (what the fuck)

1: etf, why is there piss & shit & cum in my pants
2: because you pissed & shitted & cummed in your pants
1. oh yeah mb

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ETF - meme gif

ETF meme gif

ETF - video


ETF - what is it?

when you meant to type wtf...

Dude 1: eft man...
Dude 2: ???
Dude 1: oh. wtf*
Dude 2: ah i get u

etf: e? the fuck

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What does "ETF" mean?

Estimated Time to Finish

What's your ETF for this task?

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ETF - what does it mean?

extra terestrial freak- a name you call someone/your friend when their being so freak-ish its out of this world

girl- today this girl in my 8th period came in and was dancing while wearing a unitard!
other girl- woah what a ETF!!!!!!

girl- my sister took my camera and was taking pictures of fat people at the beach. shes such an ETF

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ETF - meaning

Extremely and thoroughly fucked.

1. The fortunate condition of being well and truly fucked.

2. The unfortunate condition of being poorly fucked, in the ass, while blindfolded, by someone whose identity is uncertain.

Alternate usage: extremely and thoroughly fucked over, "screwed over"

I can't believe how badly they treated me! I feel so ETF.

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ETF - definition

Elephants That Fuck

Oh, did you see that ETF?

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ETF - slang

Early Termination Fee- the often exorbitant fee charged by service providers when a subscriber cancels a service before the end of a specific period of time. The fee is usually part of a promotional package or service contract.

I'd ditch my DSL, but the ETF is massive!

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ETF

ETF = Exchange traded fund, or the guy just mis spelled "wtf" and put there "e" instead.

The FED just bought a bunch of ETFs to stimulate the economy. Stonxx only go up!

An ETF fund is the cheapest type of a fund, thereby increasing its stonx profits! Less fees= more profits.

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ETF

An acronym that stands for Estimated Time to Fuck. Used in time estimation on one think they will be able to fuck a particular person.

Guy 1: Wow that chick is really messy drunk, what do you think her ETF is?
Guy 2: I say cab ride

Guy1: So you still going out with that chick from J-date?
Guy2: Yes, my ETF is defiantly 4 dates and a meeting with the parents.

Fat chicks are known for their low ETF.

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ETF

Short for 'Escape The Fate'
American post hardcore band.

"Dude, I've got tickets to go+see ETF next yr !!"

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