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What is Duxbury?
A really nice, rather wealthy town on the South Shore of Mass. Most individual kids from Duxbury are ok, but as a group they are an arrogant group of douche-bags. There is a natural hatred for the town by everyone else on the South Shore and all of Mass in general. Stop thinking you're richer than everyone by the way. None of the 20 highest median income towns in Mass are even on the South Shore so fuck it.
The boys lax team dominates life, but take it way to seriously. The reason they are so good is because their players come out the womb with a spoon in hand ready to lax. Also no one else in Mass cares about lax, which is a clear advantage. The hockey team is consistently one of the most overrated teams in the state and always gets stomped by the likes of Hingham and the Catholic Conference teams. I feel awful for the soccer team, because they are always dominant in a sport that every town takes seriously and don't get nearly the amount of attention they deserve. I truly respect the baseball team; however, as they are usually pretty damn good for kids not athletic enough to play lacrosse. I would mention girls sports but who cares.
Sick mascot you faggots, it's great that you have no relation to the ocean like every other South Shore town, but I'd rather be a Hull Butt Pirate than a Deluxbury Dragon. At least pick something more fitting like the Fairies if you want your mascot to be a mythical creature.
PS- Your girls have nothing on Hingham, Scituate, and Cohasset’s
Last year the Duxbury boys lacrosse coach offered a current Syracuse Freshman attackmen a spot on his team...
The kid was a Hingham resident who the coach apparently expected to live with his assistant for the duration of the year in order to become eligible to attend Duxbury Public Schools
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Duxbury - what is it?
See wealth, snobby, or boring. (n.) A town in southeastern Massachusetts where a bunch of stuck-up, rich asses live. If you have a good enough job and enough income you can be in the ever-elite Yacht Club which is located at Duxbury Harbor.
"I hate Duxbury.", "Duxbury is the most boring town ever."
What does "Duxbury" mean?
A small dead-end town full of nothing much more but kids who are rich boat enthusiasts, wannabe classical musicians, and LAX bros. People here are usually just privileged idiots who can't carry a proper conversation with a decent person without being a douche bag at some point. Honestly, as human beings there is nothing that special about Duxbury residents. Instead of using their money and learning for the sake of learning and actual betterment, DEluxbury kids just let their parents pick what they do after school just to seem diverse and well-rounded for the colleges.
Typical Duxbury high schooler: "Oh my god is that violin made of Tigerwood?! Once I played a guitar made of tigerwood while going on tour with this new band, which you probably never heard of because you're musically retarded... But yeah, I love the sound of a F major chord...Have you ever heard of the band Fish? Oh yeah you have no talent nevermind... I failed my math midterm but thats okay, because I'm the best trumpet player ever."
Duxbury - what does it mean?
Duxbury is filled with snobby bitches who think we're better than everyone else but really, we're not. We have no class, nothing to do, and too much money. We shove lacrosse sticks up our asses for the fun of it while we're chugging Vodka. We fuck all our friend's moms and the word virgin is unheard of. Our parents basically supply us with all the liquor and weed and sometimes even join in. We all suck on each other's chodes. Ever seen that 70's show where they all go around in a circle and pass the blunt? it's kinda like that except we go around and suck each others dicks. so really, it's not like that at all. Theres nothing good about our town. we suck. GO SWIM TEAM! bee tee dubzzzz, i wanted us to lose that hundredth lax game.
EX:
Junior: Hello Mrs. Smith, would you like to fuck?
Mrs. Smith: Why, yes, i would. Come over when my son has practice.
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Duxbury - meaning
1. rich, better than your town;
2. your poor if you live in marshvegas
3. also known as Drunksberry
south shore mass town houses and property worth a lot of money marshfield kids wanna make fun but can becuase they are poor bitches
Duxbury - definition
A small town south of Boston, where lacrosse is king and parents provide their children with mass amounts of alcohol. Residents have an inability to communicate with residents of surrounding towns. Also known as Douchebag USA.
If you're not from Duxbury, then I can't talk to you. Get the fuck out of my party and go to the Marshvegas strip, bitch!
Duxbury - slang
1. Referred to by others not fortunate enough to live there as Deluxeberry
2. Lacrosse super-stars
3. Can beat Marsh-vegas at any sport
4. The best place to live on the South Shore
5. On the water (meaning summer rocks!)
I wish I lived in Duxbury, then my life would be complete
Duxbury
Only good part of this boring town, is the beach and bay. Also if your a member of the Yacht club, you suck at sailing. The Duxbury Bay Maritime School owns your rich slow asses, go back to the golf course, and stop pretending your a real Yacht club, cause your not.
Also not every one in this town is a rich snob, some are just rich.
If you live in Duxbury you do not have an accent, but if you live one town over in marshfield you have a horrible one, thats just wierd.
If you want to sail, and not be retartedly slow go to DBMS in Duxbury.
Duxbury
Duxbury is a town known for being extremely wealthy and extremely snobby. Here the kids get drunk with the booze their parents bought them smoke the weed their parents bought them and live in a world of their own. If youre not in a group youre nobody yet everyone is a prick to the people outside of their own groups. The popular girls fuck more guys then a pornstar (even though most of them are ugly as shit) yet theyre not sluts they just like to party but if somebody "unpopular" sleeps with someone theyre a slut. Parents put out as much as the teens which is fucked, but its deluxbury so its ok. EVERYONE does drugs. parents, teachers, kids, everyone. with all the money they make and nothing to do they have to spend it somehow and when they get caught mommy and daddy call in a favor to someone from college and everythings fine. People here have no idea what reality is like. Over privileged, spoiled kids rule the town, and if youre not one of them well who gives a shit.
Teen #1: Ms T is getting me a rack you need anything?
Teen #2: Na she bought me a handle after we fucked yesterday.
Teen #1: You fucked her too?
Teen #2: this is duxbury, who hasnt
Duxbury
A small, coastal town on the south shore of Massachusetts. Duxbury residents tend to be upper-class to middle class but some residents are lower class. Duxbury High School strives in theater, literature, and sports. Lacrosse is a town favorite. Opposed to popular belief, most Duxbury residents are not "snobs". Duxbury residents do not think they are richer than other towns. All south shore towns create the same basic income. Therefore no adjacent towns (Duxbury included) should not think they are richer. Joe Perry (guitarist for Aerosmith) and Billy Curly (professional basketball player) are residents of Duxbury. Duxbury, despite popular belief, has a lower DUI rate compared to adjacent towns.
Duxbury Resident: Hey, isnt Duxbury richer than Marshfield?
Marshfield REsident: No, Marfshfield is more rich.
God: No you guys are pretty much the same thing.