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What is Dumpster Diving?
Something that has brought me back a colour palm pilot, a 17" computer screen, several thousand packs of gum, weeks worth of food, office supplies for a year, porn movies, so many chocolate boxes that we had a hard time carying back on 2 skateboards, several computer parts (USB2 cards, Video Cards, etc.), and much more.
The best places to 'dive are suburbs, after Christmas, Valentine's day, and Easter. Office stores are ALWAYS loaded.
Dumpster Diving - video
Dumpster Diving - what is it?
To search through dumpsters looking for good things that other people have thrown away. Usually done outside buisnesses.
Hey dude lets go dumpster dive outside best buy and Ultimate Electronics.
What does "Dumpster Diving" mean?
Got me a Dell 4300S, iMac G3, dell laser printer, Compaq Deskpro P2 400MHZ, SCSI optical drive, subwoofer, DV9000 I parted out, shitload of keyboards and mice
Me; Look what I found dumpster diving
Parents; what?
Me; iMac G3
Parents' bet it dosen't work
Me; I bet it does
Parents; Prove it works
*parents speechless
Dumpster Diving - what does it mean?
(verb) The act of entering garbage dumpsters, often those closest to stores and grocers, in the hopes of finding and procuring food and/or merchandise that has been thrown away by the businesses. Acquired items are then either consumed or resold for profit. Possibly illegal in some states, dumpster diving has been given a bad wrap because of some divers lack of decent, courteous etiquette (i.e. throwing trash out of the dumpster and then never putting it back in the dumpster when finished.
Sometimes D.I. and Tonya would hit the jackpot when they went dumpster-diving. Why one night D.I. acquired a leather coat that the slick little bastard resold for some three-figured amount. Though frowned upon by some, dumpster diving could pay off beaucoup on some evenings.
Dumpster Diving - meaning
When one partner gives oral sex to another partner and the partner recieving oral sex farts, but does not effect the sexual rhythm or intensity of the moment.
Guy #1: "dude i was getting head last night and totally farted but she kept going!"
Guy #2: "I am always down for a girl that doesn't mind Dumpster Diving."
Dumpster Diving - definition
When a guy performs oral sex on a girl while she is taking a shit.
"What do you call a blumpkin for a girl?"
"Oh that's dumpster diving."
Dumpster Diving - slang
the act of eating out someone's ass (the dumpster); analingus
Nicki likes to go Dumpster Diving at Don's place, that's why she always has shit on her face
Dumpster Diving
fucking your ex because you have nobody else to fuck while they are knoked out.
I went dumpster diving again!
Moobiessss likes to go dumpster diving
Because no one likes man boobs.(:
Dumpster Diving
The act of performing analingus on someone after they have defecated and not showered or bathed.
My husband insisted on dumpster diving, even after I ate Taco Bell and had the runs.
Dumpster Diving
1) When you decide to go a a venue or social gathering of questionable merit, such as a party or bar, with the purpose/intention of making sexual advances on women (or men) on the bottom half of the aesthetics scale (IE:Rotund/Ugly/
Chubby/Unkempt/Annoying/Lazy Eyed people).
2) Going out with the intention of bringing someone home you would never introduce to you parents under any circumstances. This can also include, in addition to the criteria listed in (1), morally questionable individuals including but not limited to: sluts, whores, hard drug users, christians, vegans, scientologists, creationists, Mtn Dew Drinkers, people who self diagnose them selfs with attention deficit disorder (Like, OMG I am so ADD), people who wear UGG boots with skirts when its 70 degrees out (Fahrenheit, Celsius you would die), people who wear UGG boots period, bi-curious people and people who Majored in Business.
Andrew: Yo man what you doing this weekend?
Chris: Hey we should go to "Player's" and go dumpster diving!
Andrew" $100 if you go home with a 200 ponder.
Chris: *Thinks*
Chris: Fuck yes
Stu: I went dumpster diving last night and woke up with a hippo.
Andrew: You slept with your mom?
Stu: Fuck you