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What is Ducked?
An aquatic bird that, in medieval times, was used to find out if a person was a witch or not.
This stems from the very logical idea that if a person weighs the same as a duck, then that person is made of wood (because both ducks and wood float in water). And since wood burns (just like witches) then that person must be a witch, because witches are made of wood.
Therefore, the accused person(s) would be placed on a scale next to a duck, and if they balanced, the person(s) would be burned.
So, if she weighs the same as a duck, then she's made of wood. And therefore... A WITCH!
Ducked - meme gif
Ducked - video
Ducked - what is it?
The usage of the DuckDuckGo search engine to look something up.
Tom: Dudes, have you heard how much google is spying on us?
Dick: I have heard something about it, but don’t know the details
Henry: Dude, Tom is right, you should duck it.
What does "Ducked" mean?
dude duck off
Ducked - what does it mean?
A waterfowl.
But also, a funny person
T: I saw two ducks yesterday, they were stalking me through the window
H: I is a duck for sure
Ducked - meaning
When your autocorrect feels the need to annoy you. Our phones are taking over our free will to speak.
Bob: I ducking hate Joe!
Bob: God Donut I meant ducking
Bob: I DUCKING HATE THIS STUPID PHONE!
Bob: *ducking
Bob: Duck this phone
Bob: I'm going to jump off a ducking cliff now
Fred:
Ducked - definition
Wow! Look at that water chicken go!
That's a duck, bro.
Ducked - slang
When you beat someone so fucking bad in a conversation.
Usually used when someone so fucking dumb acts smart and fails horribly.
Bob: The Earth is a flat earth. And i know that for a fact because i'm Smart!
Jim: No it isn't dumbass.
Bob: Yes it is Dumbass!
Jim}: Show the "dumbass", some evidence then.
Bob: Umm, uhh, umm. Shoot, Darn diggity, I swore I just had it in my head a minute ago.
Jim: That's what I thought, get Ducked!
Ducked
When multiple people are defeated by one person, often by surprise (opposite of jumping).
You saw what happened when they all tried to run up on ma nigga? They got ducked. Jumped
Ducked
When a guy is on break or has recently broken up with his girlfriend and tries find a replacement. The new girl will probably fall for him. Then he goes back to his old girlfriend leaving the other girl in the dust, or "ducking" her.
The "replacement" girl got Ducked.
Girl 1: So what ever happened to what's his name?
Girl 2: Oh he Ducked me, for real. He went back to his ex.
Girl 1: Oh girl that sucks. Lyin', Cheatin', huzzies always get the good ones.
Ducked
To get half of what you wanted for twice the price.
Man I just got back from dudes house and the sob ducked me. Sorry bro.