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What is ducked?
the word that everyone forgets means to duck under something and has nothing to do with ducks when autocorrect ducks up your day.
taylor: rylee you are a ducking bitch
taylor: DUCKING*****
taylor: DUCK! i meant DUCKING!!!
taylor: i’m going to ducking kill myself right now
rylee: fuck you
ducked - meme gif
ducked - video
Ducked - what is it?
An aquatic bird that, in medieval times, was used to find out if a person was a witch or not.
This stems from the very logical idea that if a person weighs the same as a duck, then that person is made of wood (because both ducks and wood float in water). And since wood burns (just like witches) then that person must be a witch, because witches are made of wood.
Therefore, the accused person(s) would be placed on a scale next to a duck, and if they balanced, the person(s) would be burned.
So, if she weighs the same as a duck, then she's made of wood. And therefore... A WITCH!
What does "ducked" mean?
The usage of the DuckDuckGo search engine to look something up.
Tom: Dudes, have you heard how much google is spying on us?
Dick: I have heard something about it, but don’t know the details
Henry: Dude, Tom is right, you should duck it.
Ducked - what does it mean?
dude duck off
Ducked - meaning
A waterfowl.
But also, a funny person
T: I saw two ducks yesterday, they were stalking me through the window
H: I is a duck for sure
Ducked - definition
When your autocorrect feels the need to annoy you. Our phones are taking over our free will to speak.
Bob: I ducking hate Joe!
Bob: God Donut I meant ducking
Bob: I DUCKING HATE THIS STUPID PHONE!
Bob: *ducking
Bob: Duck this phone
Bob: I'm going to jump off a ducking cliff now
Fred:
Ducked - slang
Wow! Look at that water chicken go!
That's a duck, bro.
Ducked
The autocorrect spelling of "fucked"
I'm so ducked....
fucked*
Ducked
Ducked (v): The act of receiving fellatio whilst driving.
The individual providing fellatio must duck down during the act.
"Yo B! Did I see you rolling down the street staring at the sky?"
"Nah dawg, I was gettin' ducked by that hoochie Tanisha from 'round the way...she gives that good top, yo"
Ducked
A textagram of fucked, used instead of adding 'fucked' to the 'my words' list. Now used irl instead of dropping the f-bomb
(texting):
dude, i'm so ducked for that test tomorrow
(where profanity is frowned upon):
what the duck, man?