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What is Douchecanoe?the highest leavel of doucheny paul has gotta be the biggest douchecanoe ever Douchecanoe - meme gifDouchecanoe - videoDouchecanoe - what is it?A person that is so douchey, said douchey-ness travels cross bodies of water. Check out that douchecanoe... I bet they can see his Ed Hardy shorts from hawaii. What does "Douchecanoe" mean?From Douche and Volcano. Oh man that guy on the train was such a fucktard , he managed to piss off everyone in the carriage, what a Douchecano Douchecanoe - what does it mean?a slightly classier (but only slightly) version of a douchebag That dude is a real douchecanoe, how can he say that? Douchecanoe - meaningA lineman who works for a utility company and cant keep "his" pole under control. Willing to risk life and limb, even his marriage just to make sure all his "equipment" gets serviced by anyone willing, no experience or morals necessary! The douchecanoe lineman had to work late to "install" a "pole" for a customer. Douchecanoe - definitionWhen Douchebag isn't enough. Biff: " i know, you're probably thinking how lucky you are to be dating me, Aren't i amazing?, tell me im amazing." Douchecanoe - slangA douche that wants to be a canoe, so that it will be floating and not sinking in its own stupidity. You fucking douchecanoe. DouchecanoeSomeone who intentionally targets and expels douchebaggery to his/her victims. Unlike a douchebag, though sometimes confused, that unintentionally expels douchebaggery to victims. Being a douchecanoe is the apex of douchebaggery going from prick, dick, asshole, douche, douchebag, and finally douchecanoe in progressive order. It's like everyone is living in an ocean and people all float. Douchebags are floating too but unintentionally hit people and release their douchebaggery, meanwhile douchecanoes target people that they've want to fuck with. Douchecanoewhen a person is so douchey they are equal to about 50 douchebags, therefore a canoe would be needed. Kyle Benger is a Douchecanoe DouchecanoeIt's a lightweight craft used by douches to move around on the figurative conversational currents to spread their message of doucheness to new individuals who were blissfully unaware of their existence. It also has cupholders, which is the only redeeming quality of the douchecanoe. "Wow, did you hear what Jim had to say at the party last night?" |
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