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What is Douche Canoe's?An annoying person, usually male, characterized by one or more of a variety of obnoxious traits. These may include but are not limited to arrogance, incompetence, stupidity, an unfounded sense of self-importance, and general disagreeableness. See douchebag. Mack: Well sonofabitch, here comes that bumbling idiot Todd who thinks he's God's greatest gift to humankind. Douche Canoe's - videoDouche Canoe's - what is it?Douche Canoe *collin acting like a man whore* What does "Douche Canoe's" mean?a person or people acting stupid for no apparent reason look at those kids bashing on that kid for driving that honda. Douche Canoe's - what does it mean?An individual who is completely oblivious to the awkward and often offensive nature of his behavior and style. Due to his high level of confidence and willingness to embrace new styles and personas with ease, unsuspecting bystanders may find themselves strangely attracted to the douche canoe. This is due to his vortex of douche upon which he proudly paddles through life. Terry pulled up to the stoplight in his blacked out Mercedes and took a long drag off his vape pen. He turned toward his girlfriend and blew a great cloud of smoke into her face blocking her view while he winked and blew a kiss at her cousin riding in the back seat. Douche Canoe's - meaningA Douche Canoe is an elongated version of a douchebag. Someone so full of themselves and narcissistic tendencies that are eerily misplaced considering they are jobless, live off women, cheat and are generally not able to be classified as anything but a douche canoe. βLook at that douchebag over thereβ Douche Canoe's - definition1. Any vehicle filled to capacity with a group of major douchebags. Usually a luxury SUV. Most often owned or purchased by the parents of one of the douche mcgouches inside. The group of individuals who pour out of the douche canoe can be affectionately referred to as a "shitstorm of douchebags." If that douche canoe tries to swoop us in the Taco Bell line, I will go fisticuffs with that whole shitstorm of douchebags inside! Douche Canoe's - slangThe vessel used by a douche bag to travel up douche creek to douchetown to visit the family of Doucheryβs to celebrate Douchemas. *Douche Accent* Younder vestle is a accurate demenstration of a canoe of douche, we dun been calling it a douche canoe for near 7 decads. Douche Canoe'sSomeone who exceedes the limits of being a normal douche or douche bag. "Luke, you are such a douche canoe" Douche Canoe'sPossibly the largest form of douchness. When someone is being so shady that the common douch bag is unable to resolve. What's Berts problem? I asked for supplies out of the warehouse but he is being such a douch canoe that he told me to fuck off. Douche Canoe'sAn individual who insists on causing the rest of the earth as much pain as possible; A chap so arrogant and twattish that they have almost no choice but to fuck you over whenever possible. *Car drives through large puddle, drenching a child* |
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