What is Donde?

Where are you going?

"¿A donde vas?"
"I am going to the movies."

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Donde - meme gif

Donde - video

Donde - what is it?

A state of intensive confusion; also a way of informing someone that they're an idiot or that they have no idea what's going on.

When someone tells a story and no one is following cause it's too cOnfusing, one might yell out in a questioning form ¿QUE DONDE?

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What does "Donde" mean?

the farts that are spooned out of a gay man's loose butthole

Colby is tired from being up all night eating Donde farts.

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Donde - what does it mean?

this mean "where are you"

boy : que pasa mami
wut up girl
girl : nunca papi
nuttin
girl: donde estas?
boy: mi casa

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Donde - meaning

Brazilian for penis.

my de donde is bigger than yours.
my de donde is on megan salters chair.

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Donde - definition

1: A internet meme started and shared between two retards who didn't have auto correct
2: A term or expression of exhaustion during anal intercourse (mostly with a 9 inch dildo).

1: "I'm so dond with you" "Done*" "No nigga is Dond forever" "Dond Dond Dond Dond Dond Dond Dond"
2: "Aw shit, Dond!"

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Donde - slang

Impressions in the skin left by constricting material such as athletic socks, elastic waistbands, sheets, diapers, etc. The source of the dond may or may not be included in the description.

These socks are too tight. They give my legs really bad dond.

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Donde

1. An exclamation of affirmation. (Similar to "True, that." or "Amen!")
2. I agree.
3. A vote of approval.

Guy 1: "Man, it's really hot today!"
Guy 2: "Donde that!"

Guy 1: "I kicked Jeff's ass in Halo."
Aaron: "Donde that!"

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Donde

Supporting or agreeing with a previous statement. Seconding a motion.

"Donds" originated on Readers Recommend, a music blog on the website of the Guardian newspaper in the UK. It began its lexical life as a typo, posted on 13 May 2007 at 15:55 by "Ejaydee" of London, who mismanaged "seconds" (as in "I second the motion"), and wrote "Secdonds for the Sesame Street Theme Toon!!!!" This bounced back later as "sedonds", which was the accepted form for a few months--a joke mis-spelling along the lines of 'pwned'.

“Donds” first appeared when "BlimpyMcFlah" used an apostrophe to abbreviate in comment no. 657714 at 18 minutes past midnight on 24 August with "Immediate and massive 'donds....". By the following morning "donds" began to be used in its final form and meaning.

There have been some playful variants:

“dondage,” “dondarino”, the pseudo- Germanic “gedondheit”. But the default usage is “Donds to that.”

As of autumn 2009, "donds" remains a very common term on the Readers Recommend blog, but unfortunately it hasn't really spread beyond its place of origin.

Massive donds to Hit the Road Jack by Ray Charles. (song recommended by a previous blogger.)

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Donde

A condom filled up with lube and cum and tied.

Hey what was that thing on your floor last night?

Oh that was my donde.

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