Definder - what does the word mean?

What is Dolmio?

The first seventh of rag week i.e. woman. first day. period. nothing to do with bolognese sauce.

Mama says "it's a dolmio day!!" Its gonna get messy down there!

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Dolmio - video

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Dolmio - what is it?

To go down on a chick only to discover she has just had her period all over your mouth.

End effect looks as though you've just eaten a bowl of spaghetti sauce.

Damn girl watch out with that thing, you're giving me the dolmio grin.

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What does "Dolmio" mean?

This is taken from the advert for Dolmio pasta sauce, featuring a happy Italian family who all end up with mucky red faces after eating spaghetti bolognese with too much gusto. The slang term describes the state of a man's face after performing oral sex on a woman during her "time of the month".

So he's gone to the bathroom for a slash, and discovers to his horror that he's wearing the Dolmio grin...

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Dolmio - what does it mean?

The start of a lady's period

When's your Dolmio day ?

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Dolmio - meaning

A dolmio grin is what happens when you go down on a girl when shes on her period and you get blood all around your mouth. It's called a dolmio grin because you get a similiar effect when you have lots of pasta topped with dolmio tomato paste.

Man I went down in this bitch and got the dolmio grin.

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Dolmio - definition

nickname for a guy when ossified drunk goes down on a woman @ the wrong time of the month,proceeds to wander around town drunk for sevral hours lookin like he got "pasta for dinner" all ofer his face.usualy refers to shane the ketchup man,heinz,or jim bob joe the saucy scrout muncher.

what happened shane last week!he was trolling round town like a fool like that for 4 hours.evry1 knew what it was.
thats what u get for growling @ d badger when youre krunked! we calls hom dolmio frum now on.he must have noticed!!feckless eejit!!

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Dolmio - slang

refers to a 'fit' girl

badger is well dolmio
she is a dolmio lover

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Dolmio

A bolognese sauce which when advertised features the now deceased mafia boss, Don Vito Corleone.

Liam: Which bolognese sauce which when advertised features the now deceased mafia boss, Don Vito Corleone?
Charles: Dolmio.
Liam: Yes, indeed.

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Dolmio

A delicious Italian pasta sauce. Also an indistinguishable woppish scent that will never leave the kitchen.

Q: "Hey Ma, what the fuck is that smell?"

A: "Oh, it's probably that wop Mazz, he wreaks of Dolmio."

1: "Dude vinny, these scallions smell kinda funny."

2: "You doltish fag. We've been cooking up a storm with this fuckin Dolmio man, its DELICIOUS!"

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Dolmio

A bolognese sauce which when advertised features the now deceased mafia boss, Don Vito Corleone.

Liam: Which bolognese sauce which when advertised features the now deceased mafia boss, Don Vito Corleone?
Charles: Dolmio.
Liam: Yes, indeed.

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