Definder - what does the word mean?

What is Dog dick?

1. An uncircumcised penis.

2. The dick of a dog.

1. "I'm glad that I'm cut. Dog dick looks fuckin nasty."

2. "Haha, look at that dog. He's got a dog dick."
"No shit Sherlock...."

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Dog dick - video


Dog dick - what is it?

When the penis is actually sucked all the way inside the body and looks like the package of a k-9

Holly shit! That water in lake Huron is so fucking cold I just scored a major case of dog dick.

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What does "Dog dick" mean?

Dog's Dick is a word mostly used to describe someone who is useless, It can also be used as a way of offending and verbaly abusing people very deeply but without saying any of the incredibly harsh words such as Cunts or Fuckers.

Although Dog's Dick doesnt really sound offensive,the user and certainly the recipient will understand its direct and degrading nature.

Fred - "Dave can u pick me up from the bus-station? Andys forgot to get me!"

Dave-"haha, ok pal...ill be there in ten,cant believe he forgot you"

Fred -"He fucks me off sumtimes,hes such a fucking Dog's Dick"

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Dog dick - what does it mean?

1. A poor example of its type.
2. Something that is broken or failing, often mechanical.

The opposite of dogs bollocks. Mainly British use.

'That was a dog's dick of a chat up, mate.'
'That CG125 of yours is a dog's dick.'

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Dog dick - meaning

A dog dick is when a guy's pubes start to migrate up the shaft. Usually 1-2 inches up the shaft is hairy. Trimming only makes it grow in thicker.

This chick said she loved guys with dog dicks, but she never gave me a blowjob. I think the crabs turned her off.

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Dog dick - definition

Despite your best efforts, external forces make it impossible to succeed.

Tom - "Hey yo Carlos, how's selling them drugz going?"
Carlos - "Man, im getting dog dicked by the PoPo all day."
Tom -"Damn, thats puppy fucked."

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Dog dick - slang

When a vehicle is exiting a parking lot and waiting for an opportunity to drive into the road lanes while positioning the front bumper or front half of the vehicle to block incoming traffic.

I can't get around this dog dicking driver.

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Dog dick

An expression if disapproval.

Friend: "My girlfriend pegged me while I was sleeping"
Me: "That's dog dick"

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Dog dick

Lipstick 💄

Why are you rubbing that dog dick on your face Becky?

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Dog dick

Metal rail straps that have a piece of metal hanging from the end that has to be beat off by a sledge hammer.

Get the hammer and beat that dog dick off that strap.

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