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What is Dead joke?
Jokes for people with sick minds and a hate/fetish for babies(dead or alive).
Q: Whats the difference between a watermelon and a dead baby?
A: The watermelon is'nt as messy when you eat it.
Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall red?
A: Depends how hard you throw them.
Q: Whats red, bubbling, and looking out of a window?
A: A baby in a microwave.
Q: Whats worse than 5 dead babies in 1 garbage can?
A: 1 dead baby in 5 garbage cans.
Q: Who loves dead baby jokes?
A: Everyone!
Dead joke - video
Dead joke - what is it?
A joke made in light of dead babies.
dead baby jokes
Q) What is the best way to get dead babies out of a blender?
A) With chips.
What does "Dead joke" mean?
jokes funny to people who hate children
Mark:what gets smaller and smaller and redder and redder
Randy:what?
Mark: A baby brushing his hair with a potato pealer.
Dead joke - what does it mean?
Occasionally brilliant pieces of wordplay featuring dead babies (if you couldn't figure that last bit out alone, kill yourself). Tasteless, but make a great icebreaker!
1: I've got a dead baby joke.
2: *groans in disgust and anticipation, as much sense as that shit makes*
1: What sound does a dead baby make in a blender?
2: Oh Jesus Christ on a pogo stick, not this shit again... what?
1: I don't know, I was too busy laughing.
Dead joke - meaning
Very offensive, but extremely funny jokes.
A couple Dead Baby Jokes
Q:How many dead babies does it take to paint a fence?
A:It depends on how hard u throw them.
Q:What's more disgusting that ten dead babies nailed to one tree?
A:One dead baby nailed to ten different trees.
Dead joke - definition
Simply the best kind of joke there is.
Q: What's the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline? A: When you jump on a trampoline, you take your boots off.
Dead joke - slang
Whats the differnce between a shiny red Corvette and a pile of dead babies?
I do not have a shiny red Corvette in my garage.
Dead joke
any joke or attempt to get others to laugh while making light of dead babies. These tend to have a large amount of shock value, and sometimes shouldn't be told in the office.
Q: What has 4 legs and one arm?
A: A Doberman in a children's playground!
Q: What's the difference between a truck load of dead babies and a truck
load of bricks?
A: You can't use a pitchfork on bricks.
Q: How do you make a dead baby float?
A1: One glass of Root Beer and two scoops of baby.
A2: Take your foot off its head.
Q: What's the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline?
A: When you jump on a trampoline, you take your boots off.
Dead joke
A joke that doesn’t bang.
Usually told by people called Miles.
Miles: Tells a joke
Anyone he ever talks to: “Miles, that was a dead joke.”
Dead joke
When a joke is over-used and becomes "dead". It was funny at first, but now it's fucking annoying.
Travis: So I was on top of the mountain yesterday....
Jacob: Your mom was on top of me yesterday!
Travis and others: Hahahahahahaha!!
Travis: Anyway, in the car...
Jacob: Your mom was in the car!
Travis and others: Dead joke bro. Shut up.