What is Dead babies?

A series of jokes that are increasingly popular with angsty teens.

(One of the funnier dead baby jokes)

Emo: Whats worse than a pile of a thousand dead babies?
Normal Person: I'm probably gunna regret this but, what?
Emo: The one at the bottom eating its way out!
Normal Person: *while laughing* Ah! Thats just sick!!!

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Dead babies - video

Dead babies - what is it?

1) a baby that is lacking life
2) a meal (preferably brunch)
3) a sex toy

1) wow, look at that dead baby
2) guy 1: im starved
guy 2: want some ribs?
guy 1: too early...how about a dead baby?
3) last night was long. my roommates had a dead baby.

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What does "Dead babies" mean?

1.baby that is not living.
2.sensitive subject for cunts.
3.great. insert anytime, any place.
4.fun for all.

You want the dead baby? You can't handle the dead baby!!!

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Dead babies - what does it mean?

ill luck, mishaps, bad circumstances.

after the boat started taking in water, they knew it was all dead babies from here on out.

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Dead babies - meaning

a series of disturbing jokes comparing things to dead babies.

Q: What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Ferrari.
A: I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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Dead babies - definition

1. A comedy goldmine.
2. A nutritious source of protein and B-vitamins.
3. Great sex toys.

1. Q. What's the difference between a dead baby and a cheeseburger?

A. You don't have sex with a cheeseburger before you eat it.

2. Q. How do you make a dead baby float?

A. Two scoops of ice cream, one scoop of dead babies.

OR

A. Take your foot off it's head.

3. Q. What's worse than waking up and finding a dead baby on your pillow?

A. Realizing you were drunk and had sex with it the night before.