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What is David Lee?
some random kid from rochester. he just showed out of no where one day at SUNY Geneseo. due to the fact that he is overage, he can buy not only himself, but others alcohol. though it hasnt been confirmed, many believe that he feels it necessary to drink the same amount as the people around him (ex. alex, emily and doug each drink 10 beers...dave drinks 30).
once drunk, he begins to sleep in the nearest place that "looks comfortable"...this usually ends up being in the bed of Kyle Saxton, who comes back to his room, without fail, 5 minutes after Dave passes out. Dave will then awaken 2 and a half hours and claim that he didnt fall asleep, but merely rested his eyes for 2 minutes max.
working at the local school's buffet on the southside of the suny geneseo campus, he doesnt even really do anything. you can see him wandering around, talking to people, busting peoples balls, and eating stuff off of people's plates claiming he was "checking out the food quality".
living in the meadows apartment next semester, his two roommates Kyle Saxton and Doug Brown dont really know how they feel about rooming with him. on the bright side, dave drinks and is known to party it up. on the bad side, dave drinks and is known to party it up.
previously: last week dave got a ticket from policeman joe
scene: wednesday night/thursday morning, a room that isnt daves', dave has been drinkin
policeman joe: whats your name again?
David Lee Roberts: dave
policeman joe: and whats your major again? DRINKING!!!
David Lee - video
David Lee - what is it?
If there ever was a "super"hero named Spandex Man, David Lee Roth would be him. Known for his umm...manliness...ok nevermind... umm...
those weird gymnastic jumps he does where he does splits in the air...
show stealer...
umm
steal shower?
yea ok ill stop
*dark, gothic intro* *you hear Eddie Van Halen starting his intros AND THEN THE LIGHTS TURN ON AND YOU SEE SEXY SPANDEX MAN HIMSELF, DAVID LEE ROTH RIPPING HIS VOCAL CHORDS OUT BY TRYING TO SING OH YEAH!*A
What does "David Lee" mean?
You know who invented Rock N' Roll? DAVID LEE ROTH!
David Lee - what does it mean?
the best lead signer to ever front van halen.
did you hear david lee roth killed sammy hagar with his martial arts moves.
David Lee - meaning
One of the last good singers in one of the last "real" rock & roll bands.
If you are hung up on his clothing then you're just a bitch.His clothing only became really questionable towards the end and this is simply what you had to do to get your videos on Mtv.Anyway who gives a fuck about such trivial shit? The music was awesome!
Van Halen with Roth was kick ass rock & roll.
David Lee - definition
The most flamboyant artist in the heavy metal/pop/classic rock scene, who after leaving Van Halen (due to his incompatibility with Eddie Van Halen), recorded 3 albums before his music became unpopular in the face of the non - flamboyant and dirty wave of grunge antiestablishment. Check out "Eat em' and Smile". Includes great songs, such as "Yankee Rose" and "Ladies' Night in Buffalo", just to name a few
David Lee Roth and Van Halen virtually reinvented the heavy metal scene of the late '70's and the early to mid '80's, and DLR would go platinum with his next album "Eat em' and Smile"
David Lee - slang
One of the most influencial frontmen that later 80's hair bands tried to imitate. A true legend of his day, though his attire was questionable.
David Lee
Person A: I hate my new job with a passion. These drug tests are fucking intrusive and I can't smoke the herb anymore.
Person B: Well, at least you can still do some david lee roth on the weekends...that shit will be outta your system by Monday.
Person A: Fuck you, I hate cocaine.
David Lee
wifey loves David Lee.
David Lee
One of the most underrated players in the NBA, probably best player on the Knicks along with Curry and Frye, one of the few players in the NBA to average a double-double (and the only to do it while coming off the bench), the best American-born white player in the NBA (sorry Kirk), and a god to Knick fans.
Knick fan: David Lee is god!
Idiot Bulls fan: No, Kirk Hinrich is! lol
*Knicks fans gather and smite dumbass Bulls fan for blasphemy*