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babbleWork> speaking of AVs, what antivirus are you guys using these days?
i'm using AVG at the moment
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DSP

An acronym meaning Designated Sober Person. It is that person at a party who for whatever reason isn't drinking. It is the person who takes care of the people who are totally gone.

Person 1:"I heard last night was pretty crazy. Do you even remember much of it?"
Person 2:"Yea, I was the DSP. I sure had to take care of a lot of people last night."

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DSP

Day Shift Problem- Acronym used at the end of a night shift to describe a problem that they are leaving for the day shift.

"Don't worry about changing that old ladies shitty diaper dude, it's only 25 minutes to quitin' time, that shit is a DSP."

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DSP

Otherwise known as Darksydephil, DSP, who coins himself the “king of hate,” is a well-known former YouTuber let’s player, and a currently active Twitch streamer. He is known for blaming his lack of skill on lag, burning bridges with friends, and begging for money to pay his taxes.

It’s much more honorable to have a 9 to 5 than be a DSP e-begger.

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