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What is DICK OFF?When a person gets too excited, and everything just goes to hell. Anton was excited for Chrono Trigger DS, but then realized he didn't have a DS, and thus dicked off. DICK OFF - videoDICK OFF - what is it?A special competition between two males that often occurs AFTER heavy consumption of alcohol in which each adorned contestant needs to prove his superior masculinity over his rival. Often times, this will take place during an afterset (a party that occurs at someone's residence after an alcohol-serving establishment has closed for the evening). In order to crown the winner of the competition, each contestant must lay his erect penis down on a table and measure the exact length and exact width of the male organ. An appointed judge with no bias towards either contestant must then multiply the measurements (Length x Width) of each contestant and calculate the final statistic. The winner is determined by comparing the final statistic in a "greater-than/less-than" assessment. Jerome: "Kevin and Dan each think that they're packing more pud than the other." What does "DICK OFF" mean?When two males pull their pants down, get hard, and walk towards eachother. The person who touches first wins and has the bigger penis. Hey I’ll bet you my dick is bigger than yours, wanna have a dick-off ? DICK OFF - what does it mean?To compare the size of one persons penis to anothers to see who is superior. We had a dick off and James lost by 7 inches. DICK OFF - meaningAn insult widely used across the hampshire county of england. A: Do you fancy going out to the movies tonight. DICK OFF - definitionA "dick-off" is a challenge between men to see who's penis is longer... Billy: I bet mine is bigger than yours! DICK OFF - slangA competition between guys to see who has the biggest dick. Person 1 : I bet my shlong is far bigger than yours DICK OFFThe act of two men engaging in one-upmanship-especially as related to impressing a woman or attempting to present self as intellectually superior. John and Jack got into a dick off at the bar but I don't think Sally was interested in either of them. DICK OFFGoofing around at work; especially when you are being paid to do real work. I got fired cause me and phil were dicking off on the bulldozer. DICK OFFTo waste time in a manner found inappropriate by a superior or leader. Often times this is not the first time that such inefficiencies have taken place; use of this term implies frustration and eagerness to get said task completed. -Dude, I can't play b-ball today 'cause I've got to finish up this flippin brief. |
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