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What is Cuppies?
The game of gods. Played only by those lucky children that get Monday 4th period off school, this game seperates the men from the boys. It is a round-by-round knockout football tournament, the team last to score booted from each round. During a game of Monday Cuppy, several groups of players seem to emerge;
1. The dirty bastards team. Usually Johnny and Kev. This team will complain for anything, hold the ball up, and be hard-done-by with every decision.
2. The tap-in team. Usually Nick K and Joe. Pair of fuckers. Score nothing but shit. Deserve to die.
3. The unknowns. The people who change team weekly. This team usually involves Swanny. Unskilled and uncontrolable, this team can produce both magic and manure. If you're a betting man - steer clear of this squad.
4. The Gods. This is my team. Unparalleled in their class. This team will score peach after peach. A dead cert.
5. The floaters. Usually Josso/Motion and James/Stewart. Not part of the football crew, these teams float in every monday, bring several unorthodox playing styles. James brings the class. Motion the passion. Josso the crazy diving headers and long-range bullets. Stewart, well, he's shaggin a 6th year so we'll let him off.
6. Andy-B. Complete farmer. He is backwards. Does not speak english. No one ever goes on a team with this person. Rightly so. He is prone to kicking the keeper in the head, screaming random sounds, trying FAR too hard, and blowing goats. He broke his hand last week. Hahahaha.
Lastly, the keeper, Tim, is key to the whole thing. He governs the whole sha-bang. He makes the most wonderfully SHIT decisions, and sometimes is biased towards the God's team. Dunno why. But i like it. He does not need glasses - he needs a basic understanding of football. Ach well, makes it funny. Rock on, Timbo.
'I won Monday Cuppy, yet again!'
'Andy-B has been banned indefinetly for attemtped beheading of Timbo'
'Ladbrokes stopped taking bets on whether or not Nick K would score a shit goal. Everyone knows he will.'
Timbo; 'Goal to Scroat'
Liam; 'Tim shut the fuck up'
Timbo; 'Okay, goal to Liam'
Liam; 'Good boy, have a sweetie'
John + Kev in chorus; 'HANDBALLLLL!'
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Cuppies - what is it?
When you feel a deep grumble from the mid-lower region of your stomach slowly work down your rectum, and out your asshole relasing a nice warm rush of air. You are so curious as to what that beautiful shit bubble smells like, you cup your hand in the shape of a "C" to just momentarily catch the stench in your hand, then you bring it to your face basking in all its glory.
Timmy: "Bro, last night I was sitting in bed butt naked with kind of a stomach ache, when all of the sudden this breaking wind realased from my poop shoot. I knew it was going to be a nutty one, so I reached down and cuppy farted myself."
Pen-Dog: "Was it worth it?"
Timmy: "Bro, it was the best cuppy fart I ever had."
Pen-Dog: "Aw, I wish I could smell"
Timmy: "Bro, cuppy farting is the best!"
What does "Cuppies" mean?
To 'cup' a mans(or if your feeling really daring a womans)pectoral region. Accompanied by a high pitched squeel of the word "Cuppy". Especially enjoyable when directed at obese individuals as they have more to cup! This may result in the obese individual becoming angry (WARNING: Not responsible for any injuries sustained by the cuppying of fat, I mean rotund individuals. From the same family as the nipple cripple, and techinally assault!
Normal person: "CUPPY!" (cushioning the fat boys man-boob)
Fatty bumbum:"Go away..."(breaks down into to tears at the realisation he is a ugly hopless fat boy with no hope of suceeding in life, sexually or socially)
Cuppies - what does it mean?
someone that drinks their milk from their cereal bowl.
Larry was a cuppy today at the breakfast table.
Cuppies - meaning
noun: A derogatory term for a Chicago Cubs fan. The term Cuppie is a portmanteau of either "Cubs" or "Cubbies" and "Yuppie." This is because most Cubs fans are yuppie douche-nozzles that ruin the game of baseball with their suit-wearing shenanigans at day games ("yeah bro, gotta roll home to change out of these cargos and into a suit, gotta look like a day trader for all the talent in the bleachers!"), and general lack of baseball knowledge. The female Cuppie is almost as bad, being of the worst type of pink-hatted ignoramus, there only to show off the goods in hopes of getting free beer. Cuppie men are more than happy to oblige, in the hopes of a mid-week hook-up after hitting the Wrigley-ville bars post-game.
This year looks to be especially rage inducing, as there will be more pink hats and suits at Wrigley than you can shake a stick at, since the Cubs are predicted to represent the NL int eh World Series by many experts.
Dude, let's go to the Cubs game and make fun of the Cuppies!
You: Name the Cubs starting lineup
Pink Hat Cuppie: ::shrugs:: lol I dunno, I'm wasted. Ryne Sandberg is so hot does he still play!?
Cuppies - definition
'That girl is pretty cuppy'
Cuppies - slang
When someone "cups" their hand over their ass during flatulence, and then proceeds to stick the cupped hand over someone else's nose.
That cuppy was sick man.
Cuppies
When Cupcake mix and Pie crust are formed together and baked. Creating a Cuppie. What has become famous on, Star Wars Jedi Knight: Jedi Academy, Will soon be world renowned as the absolute UBER PWNAGE SNACK FOOD OF ALL TIME!!! Created by - WickedKilla37 and X350
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Pie crust + Cupcake mix = Cuppie
Cuppies
Acronym; Case Undetermined Pending Police Investigation. Often seen in crime television programs (ie: Law and Order, J.A.G.).
Note:
The C in CUPPI can also be seen as Circumstances.
Officer Mitch: What do we have today Donna?
Officer Donna: Another CUPPI, third one this week.
Cuppies
A traditional English Football game played by children where players compete against each other to score in one goal, usually marked-out by jumpers/trees against the fat kid nominated to go in goal (or int' nets up north). The last child to score in each round is eliminated and a new round starts until the final two players are left. This is deemed 'the final' and 2 or 3 goals are required to become champion.
Can be played in 'singles' or 'doubles'... Goal-hanging is not tolerated and persistant offenders will be penalised with 'Penalties-all-round' where every other player is awarded a penalty-kick from 12 paces.
Regional Variations:
- Cuppies
- Cup-sies
- World Cups
- Wembley Doubles
"Please Mrs Shufflebottom, is our Jimmy allowed out to come out and play Cuppies"