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What is Cueva?
a fat sexy asian whos sitting next to me in class, i think he wants to shoot the school down idk
kid 1 "bro have you seen elijah cuevas"
kid 2 "no hes probably at the canteen eating shit idk"
retarded kid 1"HeS So HoT N SeXy
Cueva - meme gif
Cueva - video
Cueva - what is it?
pulling a jon cuevas is when you tell your close friends that you hate them and will never be their friends again and curses at them with lots of horrible words.
example:
jon: I hAte yOu Guys so much FUCKING IDIOTS, DICK HEAD, ASSHOLE , GO CLIT YOUR WRIST TILL YOUR ARMS FALL OFF!
everyone:shook: JON STOP THATS MEAN WHAT DID WE DO?
jon; WHAT THE HELL YOU GUYS ARE SO MEAN IM GONNA KILL YOU ALL!
megan: im bringing you to guidence!
everyone else: we will come too!
one day later: guys we can be friends it was a JOKEE i was KIDDINGGGG
after he sees us at guidence : starts cussing again
week later: can we all make up?
everyone: ...
everyone still: YEAH SURE
then repeat a week later.
your being really rude, dont pull a jon cuevas again.
What does "Cueva" mean?
The best boyfriend in the wholeeeeeeeeee wide world!!! i love him!
you see that jordan cuevas? yea he's mine!
Cueva - what does it mean?
A coach who terrorizes middle schoolers and tells his life stories about eating a Twinkie and waiting for his dad to pick him up for a wwe match but never shows up.
Coach Cuevas made me do reminders.
Cueva - meaning
When a person becomes so frugal and/or stingy with their money or posessions that they see their friends and family as a source of monetary gain.
You got that for free. How are you going to charge me for it?"
"Dog, its a buisness!"
"Quit being such a Cuevas!"
Cueva - definition
the usual slut that flirts with anything that has a penis because they need the constant reassurance that they are "pretty". this person usually takes after their cracked out mother and tries to be a hardass but really just looks like a fool. Most put on a front to make everyone believe they're hot shit but in reality, they're the most insure being that can easily be brought down.
In other words someone with no backbone.
wow, that girl was acting really cuevas at the party last night.
Cueva - slang
1.Incredibly kick ass
2.Being Cuevas
That Avenged Sevenfold concert was so cuevas.
Cuevas was at the concert.
Cueva
Cuevas or Cuev for short- is a Noun, Pronoun, Verb, Adverb, Adjective, Preposition, Conjunction, Interjection all at once. This word means a thousand more words than glorious and magnificent combined. It also has the ability to make any and every situation better, much better, extremely better. It is also a substitute for love.
You're so Cuev!
Oh My God becky look at her Cuev.
Cuevas!
This is Cuevas!
Go Cuev yourself
I cuevas you
Cueva
When your having Sexual relations with someone who is not facing you, this is when you tap the person on the shoulder, and when they turn to look at you, whilst your having the sexual relations, you take a dump in your hand and shove it in there face.
Danny's girlfriend complained that he had a small penis, so that night when they were having sex, he gave her a Cueva as revenge.
Cueva
Someone who is an absolute sex god. They are smart when they want to be, athletic and good looking. They usually play football or tennis.
OMG. He is such a cueva!
I wish I was a cueva...
holy shit. a cueva sat next me.