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What is Crunchy Nut?
When a male is having sexual intercourse with someone and he passes a kidney stone while ejaculating.
Friend: How'd it go last night with that girl?
Me: I gave that girl a crunchy nut!
Crunchy Nut - video
Crunchy Nut - what is it?
A serious medical condition where your sperm is so expired, when you sit down it sounds like you're sitting on a bag of chips aka "crunchy nut" syndrome
"Yo who's got a bag of Doritos?"
"Nah bro didn't your hear? Tommy's got that Crunchy Nut Syndrome"
What does "Crunchy Nut" mean?
When you pull out and cum on the outside of her pussy and throw a handful of granola so it sticks.
Nancy said her favorite food was oat meal, so I nutted on her and gave her a Crunchy Nut Fish Cake.
Crunchy Nut - what does it mean?
Completely crazy.
Something that is so unbelievably outrageous.
Psychotic.
Kiana: Did you hear about the mom that was playing Farmville and was so annoyed at her crying baby that she spaced and shook her baby to death?
Derek: Holy Crap! That's nuts! That's Crunchy Peanut Butter Nuts!
Crunchy Nut - meaning
The act of eating a milf's ass In a 7-11 bathroom at around 2:00-4:00am.
wow james just did the Crunchy Nut Corn Flake to Bill's mild mum"
Crunchy Nut - definition
The small nut chunks you find in your feces and/or anus after enjoying Kellogg's delicious new cereal.
I ate three bowls yesterday... here comes the Crunchy Nut Butt.
I was exceedingly disgusted when I wiped and discovered I had Crunchy Nut Butt.
Crunchy Nut - slang
Yummy, addictive cereal made by Kellogs. They have ads like: "are you a crunchy nutter" and "get home, have some"
person 1: I really want something to eat
person 2: have some crunchy nut cornflakes!
person 1: nah, I'm not a crunchy nutter.
Crunchy Nut
The Art of letting your Girlfriend suck your balls and then she chews on them and you subsequently fly kick her causing her to spit your balls out in small chunks
"you mother fucker... imam fly kick yo ass outa here if you don't spit my crunchy nuts out" said Jesus to Mary
Crunchy Nut
When you nut while having a kidney stone
Bro I just had a crunchy nut and it hurt
Crunchy Nut
When you ejaculate and pass a kidney stone at the same time.
Brittany "Oh my god I was with Zack last night and he gave me a crunchy nut!"
Becky "Omg ew that's so gross'"