A certain breed individuals who fails at everything. This person likes to think highly of them-self and they often forget what a tool bag they really are.

Theodore: " Yo my nigga Jay, did you make that hoop?"

Jay: " Nah.. crispin"

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Crispin - slang

Someone who is extremely wonderful and a good person

Oh, he is such a beautiful guy. He must be a Crispin

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Crispin

Larger species of greying elf found grazing in areas of dense literature. Believed to survive predominantly on crime novels, which it consumes leaving only traces of a brittle, crisp-like substance as evidence of its existence. Crispin-catching emerged as a popular pastime during the 1830's, but the practice is now obsolete. Historians have recently questioned the validity of crispin sightings, and indeed they are now generally regarded as mythical creatures by the majority of the populus, believed in only by crazed booksellers who have recently been Dowled.

"Quick carruthers! Fetch the rifle or indeed the dustpan and brush! I believe I have a crispin in my sights!"

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Crispin

THE REAL SOYBOY, HE IS THE SHORTEST PERSON YOU Will EVER MEET AND VERY WIDE AND LARGE JUST VERY LARGE AND HAS A VERY KIND HEART KAPPA

LOOK AT THE CHINA WALL ITS ALMOST AS BIG AS "Crispin" POGGERS

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Crispin

thinks im stupid for telling him that i want him
But if humankind started shutting down and turned cold, what would become of us? why is the western hemisphere so obsessed with cool and cynical?

I want to date, mate and fate Crispin.

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