What is Covid?

A mistake by the Chinese Government that has killed almost 2,000,000 people that cannot be undone

Oh shhhaaarrrt we have Covid idiots now

Covid - meme gif

Covid - video

Covid - what is it?

Comes from the word CO (forming adjectives) jointly; mutually.
And the word VID, which is an abbreviation of VIDEO.

The word COVID started being used mostly by people during the covid19 pandemic to reference masturbating while on live video, since they couldn't physically have eachother.
*If anyone tells you they've had covid most likely they are telling you they had masturbated online with another individual engaging in the same.

John: "Me and Dad had covid last month"

Me: "Dude that's nasty! That's your father!! Whats wrong with you guys!?

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What does "Covid" mean?

A term used to describe a person or thing that is uncomfortably close in vicinity to oneself ie. when someone is standing too close for comfort, breaking proximity etiquette.

Dude, you’re covid, please move at least six feet back.

The bus was so full today that we were all covid.

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Covid - what does it mean?

Code name for: 1.Wearing a mask and gloves.

I was in the bank today and 4 woman held the place up.

"Damn"
"Did you notice any of their faces!
No they were all "COVID"

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Covid - meaning

Charli

Charli vapemelio is The definition of covid

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Covid - definition

noun.

A unit of measurement equal to six feet. Similar in concept to a cubit.

Derived from the request to remain six feet apart during the 2020 COVID-19 pandemic. Useful for making observations like, "he's at least one covid tall" , "my ceiling is a covid and a half high", or "we buried him one covid deep."

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