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What is Cottage Cheese?
Cottage Cheesing is when you suck off an old guy and then spit the cum into a jar, let it harden, then chisel it out and smoke it. Then as your smoking it, it runs down your throat giving you a warm sensation throughout your entire body. It is called "cottage cheese" Because as it's settling in the jar it resembles cottage cheese.
Guy #1: Hey man, want to go cottage cheesing?
Guy #2: Sure I know where a bunch of old guys hang out, it's a great spot!
Guy #1: Awesome! I'm starting to run out of cum!
Guy #2: Ya me too!
Cottage Cheese - video
Cottage Cheese - what is it?
Given a yeast infection from a woman
I was cottage cheesed from my one night stand
What does "Cottage Cheese" mean?
Visible and pronounced cellulite
She shouldn't be wearing spandex with cottage cheese like that.
Cottage Cheese - what does it mean?
A fat, ugly, and old white guy who can't stop downing the big macs and weighs a hundred pounds, which makes his skin look all saggy. So it looks like cottage cheese.
Example 1:
Guy one: Ew look at that fat guy downing big macs!
Guy two: He's got some major cottage cheese.
Example two
Guy one: OMG! that fat ugly white guy in the speedo has some major cottage cheese!
Guy one: That fat ugly
Cottage Cheese - meaning
A silent but deadly fart let loose when you are in a small cabin or a cottage.
Earl: And so I said to the guy.... Hey, what the hell is that smell? Ahh! Someone let loose a cottage cheese!
Sam: Whoops...
Cottage Cheese - definition
Cellulite found on legs of aged persons, typically women
Student: Yo, Ms Holt has some nasty cottage cheese going on, she needs to wear some pants!
Cottage Cheese - slang
Some chick bitch whose hamstrings and ass look like some no-name cottage cheese.
Can usually be associated with muffin top
When you see these girls (they tend to wear mini-skirts)
Yell "COTTAGE CHEESE" and run away.
no one wants to think of dairy when they are tapping that "block" from behind...
Jenny: Baby you gonna come home with me and get naughty
Conner: Girl, yous a got some COTTAGE CHEESE all over your pa-dunk-a-dunk. PEACE!
Cottage Cheese
A woman's ass that is large, jiggly, and contains stretch-marks.
That stripper had a bad case of cottage cheese. probably because she eats too much of the stuff.
Cottage Cheese
The dried cum taken from scene the scene of cottaging.
The dried cum looked like cottage cheese.
Cottage Cheese
A replacement for the word cellulite, usually used to secretly talk about a girls cellulite behind her back. The root of the nickname stems from the texture of food itself.
Tyler- "HOLY FUCK LOOK AT THAT" (pointing at ugly chick)
Alex- "SHIIITTTEEE girls gotta nasty ass case of cottage cheese!"
Tyler- "True that mang, true dat"
Alex- "Wait we're white........."
Tyler- "Shit....."