Definder - what does the word mean?

What is Conk?

A bloke that's just a straight gimp. They're so dumb you take the piss out of every conversation with them

"Johns just such a fkn conk"

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Conk - what is it?

Someone who looks incredibly washed up. Typically with greasy hair, still thinks cargo shorts are trendy, and most likely in the anime club. The absolute embodiment of a discord/reddit admin.

Friend 1: "Hey, did you hear about that kid the other day?"
Friend 2: "What about him?"
Friend 1: I heard he online dates on discord!"
Friend 2: "Woah, what a conk."

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What does "Conk" mean?

Conk < Bepis

Conk = Bad
Bepis = Good

Someone: Bepis suk conk better

Me: no u

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Conk - what does it mean?

A gimp/ spastic/ fuckhead

Someone acting like such a spud

For fuck sake tommy your such a conk

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Conk - meaning

to absolutely obliterate something

i'll conk you over the head you daft bastard

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Conk - definition

a slang alternative for a human, or other animal, head containing the brain at the topmost part of the body . Synonymous with {dome, melon, skull, noodle, bean, brain bucket, cranium, block, and munkus.

He hit his conk hard when he fell.

His conk sure is thick. Just look at that forehead!
Look at the size of that conk on his shoulders!!

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Conk - slang

To smash harder than you’ve smashed before.

Hey, you wanna conk tonight?

Becky and Kyle conked last night, Kyle must have had at least 6 Monsters.

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Conk

An Afro-American hairstyle of chemically straightened hair. The Conk was popular from about the 1940's to the mid 1960's when the "natural" hairstyle became popular.

The "Conk" was also known as a "Process" and worn by just about every black male entertainer.

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Conk

A slang term used for referring to the beverage Coca-Cola. Similar to Bepsi and pepsi.

"Hey, can you grab me a conk from the fridge."

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Conk

Conk

Conk is when you fallook alseep/pass out

Man joanna conked out last night

"I'll Conk out if you comb my hair like that"

Man you were so conked last night

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