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What is Cold carl's?
A piece of shit rolled up in a Subway wrapper and put in the fridge at a frat house. (a Blimpie or Quizno's wrapper works just as well.)
"You shoulda seen his face when he almost bit into that cold carl sandwich"
Cold carl's - video
Cold carl's - what is it?
When you get schooled by a retard.
Mechanic: "Can you figure out why this lawnmower won't start up? We've tried everything."
Retard: "It ain't got no gas in it."
Mechanic's friend: "Damn you just got a Cold Carl!"
What does "Cold carl's" mean?
When you open the fridge at work (where everybody stores their lunch, etc.) and blast a big fart into it, closing the door quickly afterward.
Our office is having pies later to celebrate birthdays.
I just delivered a Cold Carl into the fridge in which the pies are stored. It'll be funny to watch everybody eat pie later.
Cold carl's - what does it mean?
When you do a chick up the ass and then make her suck the crusted shit left on your cock the next morning.
The morning after I corn-holed your mom, I woke the bitch up with a cold carl.
Cold carl's - meaning
When you shit into a plastic bag, freeze it, then use it as a dildo
Last night me and John tried a Cold Carl!
Cold carl's - definition
When you take a fat shit and freeze it real good. Then you call your bitch over and dildo it up. Even better when she bobs on it and warms it up.
I gave her a cold carl
Cold carl's - slang
like a hot carl, only with a glass coffee table in between the two victims
Cold carl's
A guy takes a dump on a pane of glass with a girl lying under it as part of a sex act. See also, "Hot Carl" and "Warm Carl."
Cold carl's
When a young man freezes a sturdy log of his feces and chases a young lady around the house trying to club her with said feces. If he gets a good knock on her noggin with his "Cold Carl" before it melts, he wins!
She was resistant to the Cold Carl at first, but afterward thanked me for the cool, nutty refreshment.
Cold carl's
(n.) When one partner shits on a glass table while the other person sits under the table to watch.
I didn't remember about tonight's dinner party until _after_ she gave me a cold carl.