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What is Cold Stone Creamery?
The best ice cream store ever. You can order whatever you want and they will mix your ice cream flavor with whatever candy, fruits or nuts you want to make the only real "custom ice cream".
Lets go to Cold Stone Creamery tonight and get great fucking ice cream.
Cold Stone Creamery - video
Cold Stone Creamery - what is it?
Basically what all kids do at home; take plain old ice cream and mix in candy. Everyone just thinks that it's so great because it's on a cold stone. Big woop. Is it worth six dollars when you could by three gallons for that.
Six year old: Mommy, can I mix candy with ice cream?
Mom: No, let's go get 1/4 of the ice cream for 1/4 of the amount at Cold Stone Creamery!
Six year old: Yay!
What does "Cold Stone Creamery" mean?
An ice cream store where employees sing every 4 minutes, oversize your order and assume that you will be back the next day to pay them more money for their overpriced product. Kneading ice cream on an extremely cold slab of marble while adding in things such as candy bars, chocolate chips and even strawberries to your order is their specialty. Coldstone Creamery also markets smoothies, milk shakes, cakes and pint to gallon tubs of their very own ice cream that you can take home in order to place yourself into a comatose state.
"We'll see you back tomorrow teehee!"
Cold Stone Creamery - what does it mean?
A sex act in which the male shits and freezes his shit. The man's woman then puts the frozen shit in a condom. The woman then uses the rock hard shit condom as a dildo and fucks the shit out of the man. After a few minutes of anal play, the shit is partially melted. The couple then eat the half melted shit condom like a popsicle.
My wife and I Cold Stone Creameried then shared the delicious treat.
The three 50 year olds had a fun time Cold Stone Creamerying in the back of a stolen Camry.