Getting laid, bumpin' nasties, makin' the beast with two backs, etc. Coit is based on the name of an old game called Quoits where you throw a rope or metal ring over a peg (like when you play horseshoes).

Get coited and die.

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Coit - slang

An Australian slang term for the human sphincter or "asshole".

James! do your homework!
Suck my coit mum!

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Coit

n. A derogatory term for heterosexuals. Derived from the word coitus

Dude, that was so coit!
Or
Sorry man, didn't think you were such a coit about that.

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Coit

An Australian slang for Vagina.

"Nice shot Dad! Jammed Mum right in the Coit!"
"Fuck me dead, me Coit's itchy!"

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Coit

100% car boy - knows everything about cars, can listen and know what car is passing without looking. If they don’t drive a manual vehicle, they aren’t a real Coit. Coits are really smart and handsome. Coits don’t stand out in the crowd but once you get to know him he is a great guy to have around. He is loyal, and will do anything for anyone. Guys named Coit can do anything they set there mind to, but HE has to decide that for himself. Coits don’t like getting told what to do and if they feel too much pressure will shut down. They are extremely stubborn, but when you get to know him he will tell you everything. They have a great sarcastic sense of humor and are usually the DJ at parties. They love being with others but are never the center of attention. They always want everyone to have a good time. Coits are hard to find and harder to catch, but if you have one, you’ll have them for quite some time ;) *Disclaimer: Coits sometimes have commitment issues*

“Wait. What’s his name again? Cleet?” Friend
“C.O.I.T coit” You

“Gotta call Coit, cars makin that weird noise again”

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