Definder - what does the word mean?

What is Cocktales?

A Pre-Mixed THINK to 'consume'. A powerful 'Tool' of THe* Right-Wing Narrative Constraction*.

FIIRE-up an Ad Campain, PIN a Cocktale on it, 'Name' a Cocktail after it and call it Pregress*.

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Cocktales - what is it?

A sot's wildly exaggerated personal account of an alleged sexual romp, spun repeatedly (with additional embellishments) to a slobbering posse of sex-deprived losers.

Uh-oh, Frank just knocked over his drink reaching into his wallet for a prop condom. Looks like he's about to spill another cocktale.

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What does "Cocktales" mean?

Sharing tales of getting tail: a recount of promiscuous encounter with the opposite sex. The stories may be funny, but they also tend to be quite embarrassing.

Friend: Dude, tell me about your cocktale last night!
Cocktale Sharer: Bro, it was awful. First, I couldn't figure out how to un-do her bra. Then, we were walked in on twice! Worst night ever!

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Cocktales - what does it mean?

A Song by Too $hort about all the girls, bitches, girlfriends, hos, whores, groupies, etc he has

Cocktales the song rules.
it's on Short Dogg's "Cocktails" CD

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