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What is Cobained?

The right rear seat of a car.

Driver "Let's hit the road."
Teen 1 "Shotgun!"
Teen 2 "Cobain!"

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Cobained - what is it?

Seat in the car behind the passenger side seat

(walking to car)
friend 2: I got shotgun!
Friend 3: Left seat!
Friend 4: Cobain!
Friend 5: Since Friend 1 is driving, that means I have bitch... damn.

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What does "Cobained" mean?

cobainism : the worship of god themself, kurt cobain. (kurt cobain is lead singer and guitarist of the band nirvana and god)

I am cobainism.

I follow cobainism.

I agree with cobainism.

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Cobained - what does it mean?

1) Popular musician. Vocals and guitar for the band Nirvana. Died at the age of 27 due to a shotgun blast to the head.
2) Seat in the car that is behind shotgun. Since Cobain was beind a shotgun when he died, it got this name.

1) I wish Cobain wouldnt have killed himself.
2) Person 1: SHOTGUN!
Person 2: Aww shit, oh well. COBAIN!

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Cobained - meaning

The worship of God, which is Kurt Cobain

The holy Gospel of Teen Spirit read by followers of Cobainism was written by God, Kurt cobain.

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Cobained - definition

The feeling of such bordom at work that one ponders suicide. Generally happens after 8 empty hours of staring at a computer.

I was so cobained at work yesterday that I tried to kill myself drinking, but it didn't work.

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Cobained - slang

An abnormally large amount of male semen released from the penis that builds up over a period of time with no masturbation, sexual acts, or any activity involving semen release.

"Dude, I hadn't jerked it in a week and a few days ago Mary was blowin' my dolphin and I totally cobained it right in her throat!"

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Cobained

The point one arrives at after overdosing on THC; where you literally cannot function to the point where you might as well take a shotgun blast to the face.

"Holy fuck, Chris is Cobained."
"Oh man, I'm Cobained."
"Hasak just hit the ground, I think he's Cobained."

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Cobained

Killed by your wife or girl friend

I slept with Megans mom last night, i hope i dont get Cobained when she finds out.

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Cobained

Being such a shitbag faggot that you decide to take a triple dose of Heroine and blast yourself in the face with a shotgun.

That one shitty lyricist from the band Nirvana who can't play the guitar cobained himself.

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