What is Clintonville?

pig-lovin', corn-huskin', tractor drivin' redneck area in Pennsylvania...not even on the map...not worthy of it. people here chaw -- not chew. they chaw tabacky and drink shine through their one front toof (tooth, of course) And everbody has cross eyes or lazy eyes and they love their hootenannies

there's a hootenanny in clintonville tonight.

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Clintonville - what is it?

there's a hootenanny in clintonville tonight.

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What does "Clintonville" mean?

A small community implemented in the middle of Columbus, Ohio. Very liberal atmosphere with its moments of racism, like most of Ohio. A bunch of hippie freaks who love quinoa more then their children and will often ask their neighbor, “Do you want to go to the Fresh Market Saturday morning?” With a sudden and excited “Yes!”. You will often find a kid wearing a Grateful Dead and not knowing the music, just vibing with the bear on it. Often find broken bottles and loose cigarette butts around on the pavement. Most kids are smoking their life away but still glad they can smoke with their parents joining in time to time. A good safe community just trying to have fun while smoking fat blunts.

Guy 1: “That guy looks stoned as f*ck, man. Where’s he from?”

Guy 2: “Oh, probably Clintonville”

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Clintonville - what does it mean?

Decent sized town where everyone thinks their shit don't stink, but in reality they're all disgusting loser pigs. A lot of girls from that town think they're hot but most either look like hippos or stick figures with a beaver's face. All of the guys are addicted to drugs and think they're tough. Basically the ugliest people on earth.

"Oh my god look at her face!"
"Yeah she's gotta be from Clintonville."
" Either there or Marion! Yuck!"

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