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What is Christmas man?
The Christmas Man is the true santa. His name is Peter and he loves to eat live catfish. Not milk and cookies, catfish.
He hasn't been giving presents to most of the children around the world for a while, since no one puts out live catfish for him to eat anymore. He's not angry, he's disappointed.
Santa believer: "Let's put out milk and cookies for Santa!"
Christmas Man enjoyer: "No, The Christmas Man won't like that, we should put out a live catfish for him to eat instead!"
Christmas man - video
Christmas man - what is it?
When a married man starts to think up ridiculous ideas in November to seduce their wife/girlfriend into having over-the-top urban dictionary definition style sex by Christmas. The thought being that if they buy their wife something festive like a Wine Advent Calendar or Sexy Mrs. Clause pajamas they will be rewarded with an opportunity to perform the “Kentucky Tractor Puller” or the more festive “Bob Sledding” acts.
Guy 1: Dude, I bought my wife a bottle of Rosé with Rudolph on it! I’ll bet she’s going to finally let me try the “Flying Camel” for Christmas!
Guy 2: No doubt, the “War Man Christmas Special” always works!
What does "Christmas man" mean?
When the X-Men take over Christmas. Instead of Santa, you get Wolverine.
Wolverine- Come sit on my lap kids, and i'll claw your face out!
Little Jimmy- That sounds like fun! Gee, I sure do love X-man Christmas!
Christmas man - what does it mean?
German interpretation of the word "Santa". Mostly used by people from Weener, Eastfrisia. Can also be used in combination with "hat" to describe a traditional red colored covering for the head worn for Christmas. lol.
Guy A (translated from German): "I'm wearing a Santa hat."
Guy B, from Eastfrisia: "He's wearing a Christmas Man Hat!"
Superman: "What's up, Christmas Man?"
Christmas Man: "WTF, someone stole my hat."
Christmas man - meaning
German interpretation of the word "Santa". Mostly used by people from Weener, Eastfrisia. Can also be used in combination with "hat" to describe a traditional red colored covering for the head worn for Christmas. lol.
Guy A (translated from German): "I'm wearing a Santa hat."
Guy B, from Eastfrisia: "He's wearing a Christmas Man Hat!"
Superman: "What's up, Christmas Man?"
Christmas Man: "WTF, someone stole my hat."
Christmas man - definition
German interpretation of the word "Santa". Mostly used by people from Weener, Eastfrisia. Can also be used in combination with "hat" to describe a traditional red colored covering for the head worn for Christmas. lol.
Guy A (translated from German): "I'm wearing a Santa hat."
Guy B, from Eastfrisia: "He's wearing a Christmas Man Hat!"
Superman: "What's up, Christmas Man?"
Christmas Man: "Someone stole my hat. Fuckwaffle."