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What is Christiano Ronaldo?

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me:whats your favorite soccer team?
speed:christiano ronaldo sewy

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Christiano Ronaldo - what is it?

To cum in a womans hair then style it like the man himself

I just gave that girl the christiano ronaldo

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What does "Christiano Ronaldo" mean?

christiano ronaldo is a footballer for man utd and portugal often criticised for his cheating (rightly so) and homosexuality.

a talented player no doubt who could easily win a game and be admired by many if he did not fall over like a sack of shit clutching his leg when there is the slightest gust of wind.

hated by fans across england he is expected to join real madrid next season despite his 3 year contract.

what a ladyboy bastard... cunt.

fact: christiano ronaldo is the biggest gay pin up in the world at the moment.

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Christiano Ronaldo - what does it mean?

The biggest soccer failure of all time. He thinks he is the best, but he is the worst. Many girls call him handsome, but he is greedy. He played against Messi in a Clasico. He did score, but Leonel Messi scored last second and beat his team

Christiano Ronaldo sucks. He always takes off his shirt. such a show oof

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Christiano Ronaldo - meaning

A scapegoat for the fact that England were too shit in 2006 to win the World Cup. Nevermind the facts like Rooney stamping on someone's nuts, it was Ronaldo who ran over and spoke to the ref about it that cost England the game.

Oh and also forget the fact that Portugal defeated England in Euro 2004 in another penalty shoot out

Christiano Ronaldo came second in the young player of the 2006 World Cup

Defending for 45 minutes plus extra time with 10 men in football and holding on for penalties is a risky game- England got put out cause of it (oh and they're shit).

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Christiano Ronaldo - definition

The male equivalent of Paris Hilton

Dude: "Shit, I forgot my hydrating cream, how does my six pack look?" *pulls up T-shirt*

Dude 2: "Man, fuck you! You're such a Christiano Ronaldo."

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