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What is Chris Wilson?
I heard that chris wilson can make shit happen
Chris Wilson - video
Chris Wilson - what is it?
The only way to define this guy is- an absolute tank. Fully pumped from a home gym sesh- no reduced food from the bargain basement will be unscathed from this weapon.
The talk of the town? He is the only voice of the town. His elegant multi-tonal, animal impersonating voice would make a 100 piece acapella group quiver with his pigeon impression.
Hardworking, funny, handsome.. it's a shame because Chris isn't any of these things- what a legend!
Josh: Have you seen Chris Wilson today?
Me: No, why?
Josh: The absolute tank is emptying the clearance section again- 2 sandwiches, 1 family pack of crisps, large drink, 1 hot pastry and a large swiss roll.. all for lunch. Absolutely unhinged that boy. Wish I could be like Chris Wilson.
What does "Chris Wilson" mean?
Chris Wilson is the leader of the Yourhighnessgaming Twitch stream and community, he is an absolute tank 6'4 ultrachad who has swarms of supermodels constantly at his door. He is a master of every form of Hand-To-Hand combat and a charming, handsome, charismatic, kind guy who everybody with a single braincell loves.
"Chris Wilson is so handsome!"
"I wish Chris Wilson would read me a bedtime story"
"Chris Wilson is the reason I'm happy!
Chris Wilson - what does it mean?
n. a unit ment for measuring the purest of undiluted awesomness
adj. a term used to describe extraordinary good fortune
n. a biomass created at the birth of the universe whose sole purpose is to store unimagimable energy and control the balance of the universe; used to recharge flux capacitors
Ex. Bill: hey jim how was that party last night, pretty epic, eh
Jim: hell yeah, I rate it about 300 Chris Wilsons
Bill: damn dude, you must have gotten it on with cheri, that's some pretty Chris Wilson luck, she's always such a prude
Jim: yeah I have had some great luck lately, that reminds me, I should probably take my flux capacitor off the Chris Wilson, or else my house might burn down