What is Chicago-style?

When you fuck a female with 10 inches or greater, eat their pussy real fast then cook for them.

Hey sweetheart, I would love to fuck you Chicago style.

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Chicago-style - video

Chicago-style - what is it?

The process of recieving a blowjob, taking a dump and eating pizza (prefferably deep-dish) all at the same time.

Last night Alyssa picked up Domino's and I couldn't resist asking for a Chicago-Style Blumpkin.

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What does "Chicago-style" mean?

The finest, most delicious and awesome Pizza ever to come out of an oven. Chicago-style pizza is a deep-dish pizza style developed in Chicago by the first Italian immigrants (other things developed by the same people were the mafia and the wifebeater). True Chicago-style pizza features a buttery crust (which can only be made here cuz of the water), ample amounts of cheese and chunky tomato sauce. The top producers of this pizza are:
Lou Malnatti's
Giordano's
Gino's East
Uno & Due
Bacino's
Rannalli's
Ricobene's

Some people might say that they like NY stlye Pizza better. But only to know for yourself is to actually go both places and eat pizza there. Going to the "chicago-style" and "New-York-Style" pizzerias in your lil bumkin town and comparing the 2 doesn't actually count.

(Chicago also has many pizzerias serving thin-crust pizzas for some of you pussies who can't handle the truth, some of which are in a style unique to the Windy City, but as a term Chicago-style pizza generally refers to deep-dish styles.

The first thing I do when I hit Chicago is get some pussy, Then get some Chicago Style Pizza!!

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Chicago-style - what does it mean?

Sometimes called deep-dish or pan pizza, an excellent type of pizza originating in Chicago in the early 1940s. Now often misdescribed as "thick crust", the pizza generally has a thin or medium crust made of flour and cornmeal, upon which is laid a thick layer of cheese, with tomato sauce or crushed tomatoes on top. It is available all over the world, although the authenticity is questionable outside of Chicago.

Interestingly, many prominent Chicagoland pizzerias serve only thin pizza (i.e. not Chicago-style) which is also very popular if not moreso among Chicagoans. Some area pizza parlors offer both styles, apparently to cater to out-of-town rubes who want to try Chicago-style.

"I ate a Chicago-style pizza in London and my anus hasn't been right since."

"My grandfather ate Chicago-style pizza at Pizzeria Uno in 1945. He is dead now."

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Chicago-style - meaning

To shut somebody up by slamming them in the face with a whole Chicago deep-dish pizza, similar to a pizza slap.

Tim: Page was being a bitch, so I Chicago style'd her ass.

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Chicago-style - definition

When a man slaps his wiener into a poppyseed
bun and tops it with mustard, onions, neon green relish, a pickle spear, tomato slices, sport
peppers, celery salt and NO. FUCKING. KETCHUP. a woman then proceeds to swallow the chicago style sausage in one gulp.

bro i gave my girl chicago style last night, she was eating good as hell

dawg i want some good chicago style but my girl
wont let me do it to her. i tried to surprise her with
it when she was sleeping but she smacked my hot
dog out the bun fast as she could.

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