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What is Chestnuts?
To punch somebody for little to no reason
"So we were at this bar having a good time, when out of nowhere Zach just chestnuts a complete stranger, and we got thrown out.
Chestnuts - meme gif
Chestnuts - video
Chestnuts - what is it?
While a woman is lying on her back you straddle her chest and stick your cock in her mouth. As she's choking on your wang you stick your balls in between her tits and jiggle her b3wbs which massages your nuts.
Jill had such big knockers that I had to give her the chestnuts.
What does "Chestnuts" mean?
1. A person who behaves like a douchebag.
2. Name for a person who does something that is considered taboo in social groups.
1. Stop being such a chestnut and come play with us.
2. Liam, stop sending us selfies of you without a shirt, you are such a chestnut.
Chestnuts - what does it mean?
The most legendary man in the history of the world.
BM: Man, did you see Chestnut down that extra large steeped tea?
BB: Yeah, Chestnut is such a legend
Chestnuts - meaning
a boobjob, where a man's nuts meets a woman's chest
Dude, katie and andy just chestnutted last night.
Chestnuts - definition
When a guy puts his balls in between a girls chest, while she massages it. Hence the name CHEST...NUT
Duuuudddee her tits are so big, she's gunna give me a chestnut
Chestnuts - slang
dude, check out that chicks chestnuts!
Chestnuts
when a man ejaculates onto the breasts of a female sex partner
When he knew he was about to cum he pointed his dick right at her huge tits. They both knew a chestnut was imminent.
Chestnuts
A maneuver in which one man yells "Chestnuts!" and forcefully grasps another person's bocces, like a vice grip, for a period of seven seconds or more. The aforementioned results in a sensation of pain and also occasional homoerotic confusion.
Joey: Yo guys, watch me sack tap Ted!
Ted: Hey, c'mon what did I do?
(Ted is sack tapped)
Joey: Haha, how those bocces feeling?
Ted(grimacing): Agh, they feel like, well... CHESTNUTS!!
Joey: AHHHH, OH GOD, PLEASE, LET GO, STOP!!!
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Dude 1: Bro, check that out!
Dude 2: What?
Dude 1: CHESTNUTS
Dude 2: OWWWW, DUUUDE!
Dude 1: HAHA, GOTCHYA!
Dude 2: Ow... ow, let go man, ha that's enough seriously
Dude 1: No..
Dude 2: ...
Dude 1: They feel nic..
Dude 2: Shut up.
Dude 1: This never happened
Chestnuts
Essentially a word used to describe testicles located on the chest (not related to Chesticles ).
Can also be used to describe a picture of boobs that have no visible nipple.
"man have you seen that kid walking around? they got some huge chestnuts"
"that anime girl has some nice chestnuts"