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What is Charter Communications?
A school where folks are dirty-minded and country as fuck!!! If you don't hunt or fish or play football/baseball DoN'T COME HERE!!
I AM IN FUCKING BACONTON COMMUNITY CHARTER SCHOOL BCCS!!!!
Charter Communications - video
Charter Communications - what is it?
The top school in the city of Philadephia. It is home to many students and teachers. But the thing is that most of the students are mean to each other for no reason. The good teachers try to teach the students but the students act out for no reason. The bad teachers are teachers that everyone hates but the teacher's pet smh. The school could improve but the students don't allow it to happen.
Friend from a different school, "Hey wanna come to my house this weekend for spring break ?"
Second Friend at Mat, "Nah I the teachers at Mast Community Charter School give us a lot of homework on spring break smh"
Person 1, "Yo this school {Mast Community Charter School fucking sucks just like the teachers lol"
Person 2, "Hahahaha Ikr} duck this school such a Hell Hole "
What does "Charter Communications" mean?
White ass school with white thots and white F*ckboys . Most people are goody too shoes and don’t do shit. The teachers blab all day and all the boys do after school is play fortnite and nobody that goes there has a life. If you go there, you have no life, no friends, and your living in hell. MaST is hell!! F*CK MAST!!
Person 1: I want to leave this f*kin school so bad it’s such a hell whole!
Person 2: Ya F*ck Mast Community Charter School
Charter Communications - what does it mean?
Charter Communications Marketing Plan:
1. Find a former-hick community, say, Sparks, Nevada that is rapidly growing technologically.
2. Buy up all the rights to the cable lines within the new housing complexes in construction, and make those cable lines available only to Charter only.
3. When new owners of a home move in, bombard their mailbox with faster internet service ads.
4. Provide the service, seemingly superior in speed and reliability compared to their nonexistent competitors at first, but then after the first week, totally flips out, and has long downtimes and ignorant customer support reps that love to talk back against angry customers.
5. When customer opts out of the service, remind them that they need to pay a $200+ separation fee because their first month is not up, and not even the first 2 years of their contract.
6. When customer REALLY WANTS OUT, then remind him or her that their ass still belongs to Charter, and theres no other alternative except a slower and still just as unreliable ClearWire Wi-Fi broadband in the neighborhood.
7. When customer threatens to sue, Charter pays electric company to cut off all power, except for a few D-Batteries to power a portable TV connected to a portable VHS player, reminding them that they can stop this by switching back.
8. Don't provide them any service anyways, and bill them $4000 a month in retaliation for their lifetimes. Also armed guards patrol the outside of their doors at all times, with rottweilers bred for the taste of human flesh drooling on the windows.
Fucking hell, why did I pay for this Charter Communications contract?
Charter Communications - meaning
Worst internet provider ever... Better speak Arabic if your calling their customer support.
I waited 3 months for a technician to come fix my cable lines. According to Customer Service, the technician had gotten a little too drunk the night before he was scheduled to come, and blew his head off playing Russian Roulette at a bar. FAIL of an excuse Charter Communications!
Charter Communications - definition
The all time worst cable and internet company on earth. Their service blows and is always down, and their customer service department is full of morons, half of whom can barely speak at a 2nd grade level. The board of directors obviously hires idiots for low pay and takes advantage of their monopoly to get rich off of the shittiest company on earth
I have a big term paper due tomorrow and "charter" is down again