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What is Cat Lady?An older woman who lives alone. She wears nightgowns and owns 17 cats. Her house smells of cat pee, tuna, spoiled milk and bologna. When she sneezes she is engulfed by a cyclone of stray cat hair. She keeps a shot gun by her bed to scare away Jehovah's witnesses, trick or treaters and lost teenagers. That cat lady sure is creepy. I went trick or tricking at her house when I was a kid and she stuck the barrel of her shot gun in my face when she opened up the door. Wow. That turned me against trick or treating forever. Cat Lady - videoCat Lady - what is it?an old woman who lives alone with multiple cats and smells of cat urine. the cats' names will often be similar to "FooFoo" or "Mr. Snookums" "Lets go steal a cat from the cat lady and lynch it" What does "Cat Lady" mean?Woman obsessive of her hundred of cat "children." Can be seen feeding at park feeding ducks and tripping children with her walker. "Damn, you see that crazy old cat-lady feeding the ducks alka seltzer?" Cat Lady - what does it mean?An old lady who lives with a bajillion cats and gives them names like, "Mr. Fuzzypants", and, "Pom-pom". She hates to be around actual people, and considers herself a cat. The reason I know so much about them is because I plan to be a cat lady when I grow up. Cat Lady - meaningA woman of any age who adores cats. She does not have to own a certain amount, nor does she have to be old, nor does she have to smell like a litter box, but she does have to love cats and be on the verge of loving them too much and giving them people emotions and characteristics. She can be quite beautiful, but- as everyone ages- one day she could be the old ugly "crazy" cat lady, especially if she does not build a family or relationships with friends to supplement her love for cats. That girl is hot... Cat Lady - definitionA old woman who usually lives secluded from society with her hundreds of cats. Because she is forced to use all of her social security money of her cats, she eats only cat food and drinks only milk. She usually feels the need to name every single one of her cats with funny names and possesses the uncanny ability to recognize which cat is which no matter how similar they may look to one another. "Hey! Let's go play hide and go seek in the empty house across the street." Cat Lady - slanga woman that finds too much happiness in her cats. This often results in the following actions. It's so annoying when that cat lady posts pictures of her cats all over Facebook. Cat LadyA lady who is obsessed with her cat. You will usually find a cat lady posting pictures of her cat to Catastic, which is like Instagram for cats. This lady also usually tells people things about her cat that nobody really cares about. A cat lady does not have to be necessarily old, you can find a cat lady of any age. Did you see that Cat Lady Anna Cathryn! She posts pictures of her cat to Catastic! Cat LadyCat ladies are very smexy. They ooze sex appeal and many men find them attractive. Damn, that Cat lady is looking goooood. Cat Ladya spinster who has more cats than anyone would care to care for. It has been suggested that the mind-altering toxoplasmosis parasite past on by cats in their poop, and which is capable of altering the minds of rats into cat seeking behavious, and making people better at soccor, causing schizophrenia and psychosis in humans as well as car accidents and misscaridges may also cause cat seeking behaviour in humans. It may also have been the cause of the collapse of the egyptian empire after they started keeping cats to catch mice in grain stores. Psychietrist: Do you smoke cannabis |
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