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What is Caro?
When someone posts a large volume of content on social media, and swiping through them simulates watching a carousel go around and around.
Ohp, there goes Carly again with one of her Connie Caros... I'll throw her a sympathy like.
Caro - meme gif
Caro - video
Caro - what is it?
The phrase can be attributed to Wiz Kid's famous song"Caro"; whereas the act of looking for Caro refers to actually looking for that one special girl every guy dreams about marrying. Literally "Miss Perfect".
Guy 1: "Yo bro, I hear you and Ashley broke up?
Guy 2: "Yeah, I'm back to looking for Caro."
What does "Caro" mean?
The high school where half the kids are druggys, the other half is rich. The seniors in this school make school spirt pure gay. Most of the freshman don’t know there times table. The sophomores are dumber than boxes of rocks. Lastly all the juniors are full of drama. Some how every school is intimidated by the tigers.
Hunter: Our game is against Caro Highschool for football tonight
Anthony: Half of them are on steroids
Caro - what does it mean?
Caro's Law
Caro's Law: Also known as 'Carldor' or sometimes refered to as the 'Hypothesis of Caro'.
This denotes to the teachings of the fallen prophet Caro -denounced by the Roman Emperor Scipio Africanus in 165 BC-. Since Pre-Biblical times, the words of Caro have emanated in the hearts and minds of all great forward thinkers such as the disciple of Jesus; Judas, quoting him as he kissed the founder of Christianity's brow, and later down the line even such Italian genius's as Leonardo Da'vinci and Mussolini giving credit to his preachings in their glorious success.
Caro's Law originated as what we would now refer to as an ideology similar to soft fascism, although at the time this may have been seen as the ignorant 'plebs' naturally following the higher authority of the patriarchy. Despite Caro's Law unifying the common man in his struggle against the evils of life, the high religious trinity branded him a heretic, leading to his denouncement at the hands of Scipio.
"Your opinion is invalid in the eyes of Caro's Law, which is empirical evidence in itself"
- Oh, your argument differs to my own? Too bad mate you're wrong -
"Caro's Law is the ultimate ontological argument"
-What does ontological mean you say? Um... urrh... -
"By Caro's Law, 21 Pilots are perhaps the best representation of the modern day dog turd"
-As a follower of Caro’s Law I have musical superiority to all else on this green earth -
Caro - meaning
n. A very selfish, highly volatile, self-centered person. Also usually associated with common mood disorders, such as bipolar disorder, and often jealous. Occasionally, a caro may act classy, but usually simply acts as if the world revolves around him/her.
"Sorry, Jessica, I have to bail on our plans. I forgot it was my grandmother's birthday. I can't come over."
"Veronica!!! What the hell?! I don't care about your grandma and her stupid birthday! You promised you were coming over to watch movies and bake cookies today! You have to do it. I'm going to be miserable the whole day."
"Jessica, seriously, you're being a total caro. Stop. I'm sorry, but I can't."
"Oh my gosh, I'm sorry! I didn't mean to be a caro. I understand. Have fun!"
Caro - definition
Another word for balls or testicles, to denote one of great courage and bravery. Named after a certain Caro, it must always have a capital letter.
That guy has some serious Caros
Caro - slang
When one camps excessively in objective based Call of Duty matches, usually trying to achieve killstreaks or other personal feats.
"Man this one kid keeps caroing, get a life!"
Caro
someone who behaves and dresses in a way intended to attract a lot of sexual interest from a man but who refuses to have sex with him
Did you see that Caro? I tried for weeks, but no luck
Caro
A Caro is someone who refuses to give up an awesome evening. A Caro enjoys life to the fullest, but always knows her priorities. She really likes them boys (and they like her), but when she finally find her true candybar, it will stick forever. A Caro is always a loyal and true friend, but just never ask what is truely going on in her head. It will always amaze you shockingly.
Please just stop being a caro. We all want to go home.
Caro
Caro is an extremly pretty girl, and the boys think the same. She's a good kisser too and every boy would be lucky to have her.
A Caro also helps you always, she has a big heart, a shoulder to cry on, keeps all secrets and has a solution for all problems and questions. You can just talk about everything with her.
And there are a lot of other reasons why you can count as one of the luckiest people alive if you are her friend.
She'll be one of the best friends you'll ever have.
She has also a great style; great clothes, great make-up, a great body and just everything on her is pretty.
A Caro enjoys life in a way no one else does but knows her priorities.
Person 1 : Look that's the incredible girl !
Person 2 : Yes of course it's a Caro.