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What is Captain Tom?
When you can’t quite push out the Alabama hot pocket to your girl like an old man who fits knighted for walking
I tired to Alabama the Mrs last night but captain Tom got in the mix
Captain Tom - video
Captain Tom - what is it?
the act of placing one's penis upon the back of another, preferably while recipient is sleeping
"I was just taking a nap during the dinner break of the 15k event when I awoke to find a creepy old man giving me a Captain Tom. How sick is that???"