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What is Captain A. Beard?aka: Professor Captain Ricky Red Beard "oh shit its captain ricky red beard... Captain A. Beard - videoCaptain A. Beard - what is it?It is a piece of frayed string on the end of a tassle hanging from the shades of windows in high school libraries around the world. "Oy! That there is Captain Beard" What does "Captain A. Beard" mean?You're nockin' one into a bird while she's on her rags, as you're approaching the vinegar strokes you pull out wiping your blood covered pecker against one of your hands. You then use this same hand to grab the chin of the slut while using your free hand to finish yourself off over her face. Then step back to admire the appearance of a 'Red Beard' and a face covered in 'Pearls'. Jan came over last night, she was on her rags but it's OK I gave her Captain Red Beard's Pearls! Captain A. Beard - what does it mean?When a female is sitting on a bearded man's face and then all of sudden, her period starts and she says "aye aye Captain" as she bleeds into his beard. Dude, I had her straddling over my head as I was eating her ass last night, then when she said "aye aye Captain" she bled all over me and I looked like Captain Red Beard afterwards. Captain A. Beard - meaningCaptain Angel Beard Sailed the 7 seas to find the 7 slaves. During his adventures he went to Greece, China, and Japan. During his adventures in Japan he fought along side Samurai's against the Mongol's who were led by Bertram Khan. His crew consists of Ghandi and Gordon Ramsay The legendary pirate captain a. beard |
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