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What is Call of duty 4?
The US military's most effective recruiting tool. While I was in basic training down at FT Benning, I asked quite a few people as to why they joined the military. It wasn't for the college money, it wasn't to be a hero, it wasn't because of the bad economy, it was simply that they wanted to experience Call of Duty Modern Warfare in real life. This game has so many goddamn subliminal messages suggesting to people that they join the military that there is not enough stars in our own universe to account for them. Their recent trailer for Black Ops (there's a soldier in all of us) is going even farther, then it has before by adding a new addition of females to their target audience of angst filled teenagers. Instead of just using rap songs by popular artists such as Eminem, (popular with poor underprivileged people of the United States which military recruiters often go after) now they are even using celebrities in there trailers. Maybe the next Cock of Doody trailer will use Kid Rock so they can add an even new edition to the target audience of angsty poor male and female teenagers, the rednecks, white trash, and hicks.
Friend #1: Hey let's play Call of Duty 4!!!!!
Friend #2: Hm, I don't feel like it.
Friend #1: Why not?
Friend #2: Because I'm sick and tired of having Trey Arch and Infinity Ward shove the whole how glorified and fucking badass a person can become if they enlist or join a certain part of the military, and how adventurous and fun joining the military is "message" down my throat.
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Call of duty 4 - what is it?
The game that made many Halo fans immediately drop playing Halo 3 online for "more realistic" gameplay, in Call of Duty 4. Frequently causes said Halo fans to diss the shit out of it, later crawling back through the doggy door sorrowfully and returning to their beloved Master Chief. Could possibly be replaced by Vegas 2 in terms of Xbox Live fads.
"Halo 3 sucks! Call of Duty 4 owns it."
"You fucking traitor."
What does "Call of duty 4" mean?
A multi-platform game that is praised for its great online capabilities and that allows completely ridiculous and awesome things to happen.
I took out a helicopter with a pistol in last stand the other day. It was totally great.
^^Yes, this really happened. That's why Call of Duty 4 pwns.
Call of duty 4 - what does it mean?
The greatest alternative to sex, better than masturbation too.
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Girlfriend: Wanna rough it up, u sexy bitch?
Me: Hell yeah, you know what I'm thinking?
Girlfriend: Ohhh yeahhhh.............
Me: Barret .50 Caliber time bitches!
Girlfriend: DAMN YOU CALL OF DUTY 4, YOU WIN AGAIN!!!1 HaCKzorS!!!
Call of duty 4 - meaning
One of the great 360 games. Its more modern and about a war with America vs a fictional Russian terrorist group.
Its basically if you mixed all the modern shooters and burned them, then took Halo 3 and made it have game sex with the whole call of duty series to make a awsome game baby that occurs inbetween the times of each game.
Also you get to stab people, which is always enjoyable.
Person 1: Hey wanna play halo 3?
Person 2: Nah I'm tired of being killed by 5 year olds, so ima play Call of Duty 4.
Person 1: So you wanna play with rednecks and middleaged men?
Person 2: Hells yes, so I can own them with my young people skillz!
Call of duty 4 - definition
1. better than any game ever.
2. Better than fudge.
3. Better than going to hell.
Satan: You will come down and work in the fire mines!!!
Me: STFU, IMZ playin COD4. (Call of Duty 4)
Jesus: pwnd!
St. Peter: ROFLCOPTER
Call of duty 4 - slang
The #1 selling game of 2007, with over 7 million units sold worldwide. Considering that it came out in November, that is very impressive.
Its probably the most fun game that I've ever played. UAV, airstrikes, helicopters, sweet weapons/weapon add-ons and unlockables.
You - "Hey Jesus, can you give me some good advice?"
Jesus - "Buy Call of Duty 4...its the best fucking game ever. I'm already in my 5th prestige!!"
Call of duty 4
The greatest game ever made. Ever.
Call Of Duty 4 = pwn
Call of duty 4
Possibly the most overrated game ever made.
This game features an effective illusion of having good graphics, while to someone who knows anything about video games will know that if you can see the pixels on a texture by simply walking up to it, the graphics suck. They cover this up in a similar way to gears of war, by putting a lot of effort into character models, and making shitty filters causing every part of a map to go one shade of the same colour.
Further more, kills can be achieved simply by look up and pressing the 'throw grenade' button. There is a huge amount of autoaim and 2 bullets can get you a kill with almost any weapon, including pistols.
Every multiplayer map or at least a part of every map is copied and pasted from the campaign along with the weapons, allowing the lazy devs to simply make the campaign, hit ctrl+c, ctrl+v, and call it a day.
Call of duty 4
Experienced Gamer: Wow this game is shit
CodFag: You just dont like it because you cant jump 40 feet high and fly banshees!!!
Experienced Gamer: No, I dont like it because the gameplay is shit and it plays itself, no matter how good I get I still die just as much as when I started playing, despite the fact I get four times the amount of kills.
CodFag: Thats becuase its really realistic!!!
Experienced Gamer: In real life you can't press a button and have the sights on your gun line up perfectly, you can't take a shot to the head with a desert eagle and be all better 5 seconds later, you dont just spring back to life after dying, you cant shoot someone at a 1/2 mile with a sniper in 2 seconds while strafing side-to-side.......30 minutes later....
CodFag: Ya well Halo has aliens n' stuff like how stupid is that?
Experienced Gamer: Not really that stupid, it takes place 500 years in the future so there's virtually nothing you can say is unrealistic about it.
CodFag: Ya well, in real life I'd be so much better at shooting than you.
Experienced Gamer: No, you wouldn't. You'd be sitting there spraying every bit of ammo you have the whole time thinking "WTF IM NOT HITTING ANYTHING!" Then you realize you have to actually line up your sights to shoot straight, by which time youve already thrown all your grenades into the air and ran out of ammo, achieving nothing.
CodFag: AT LEAST I DONT PLAY GAYLO!!! AHAHAHA!!!
Call of duty 4
THE best game ever by far halo 3 is shit compared to this awesome piece of gaming oblivion
Queer: hey man wanna play halo 3
Pwner: no man that's shit i just wanna get a barrett 50 cal and blow shit up on call of duty 4 man its the best game this side of iraq
Queer: Oh...okay
Pwner: Yeh! bitch!