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What is CallMeCarson?
hey that dude is a CallMeCarson
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CallMeCarson - what is it?
CallMeCarson, A.K.A. Carson King, is a content creator on YouTube. He is mostly known for gaming and generally fun streams. As of right now, he has 2.95M subscribers. He would have had more, if he hadn't gotten into a bit of controversy. In January of 2021, a twitter user showed screenshots of Carson talking to her on Discord. The conversation went from peaceful to full on sexting and nudes. Though only a 2 year age gap, and in California, it is legal to have sex at 17 (At least from what I'm told), it is still considered wrong in typical twitter fashion. Though, the age of consent in America is mostly 18, so people took it as Carson was committing a crime. (In personal belief, I think the AOC on the internet is 18, but that's up to you.) Despite the controversy, at the time I'm making this, Carson seems to be working on a video about the controversy. So, we should give him his time.
Person 1: Hey, have you heard of CallMeCarson?
Person 2: Yeah, why?
Person 1: Well, apparently, he's being cancelled for some pedo stuff.
Person 2: Oh, well that sucks...
Person 1: I know, right? And it's not even that bad! He lives in California, where the AOC is 17, and she sent him nudes first! So technically, he got manipulated into sending nudes to her! And people still compare him to EDP445... He did do a wrong, but people are blowing it out of proportion!
Person 2: Ouch. That sucks.
Person 1: I know, right?
What does "CallMeCarson" mean?
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CallMeCarson - what does it mean?
The man who invented the "wood fired pizza, hows pizza gonna get a job now" joke.
CallMeCarson: Wood fired pizza, hows pizza gonna get a job now.
CallMeCarson - meaning
The only man to Reject the thicc queen Mia Malkova
Guy 1: Man, I love Mia Malkova, what man would reject that
Guy 2: oh, CallMeCarson
Guy 1: Who?
Guy 2: The Only man to Reject her
Guy 1: Hes probably Gay
Guy 2: Nah man, he straight as the word, he just prefers them thicc anime thighs
CallMeCarson - definition
A young man who was unfairly targeted by the Karen's of the internet because he committed what they think is the worst crime ever, liking a cute 17 year old at 19 or 20.
Guy : I'm gonna watch CallMeCarson, he's cool.
Girl : Yeah, sounds good.
Triggered SJW : Uh, no. He is a pedophile. He is as bad as Jeffrey Epstein.
Guy/Girl (based) : You are wrong. He is cool and did nothing wrong.
CallMeCarson - slang
Bandkids' Idle
hey bro do you use reddit? do you watch callmecarson? oof you don't? downdooted!
CallMeCarson
Sexiest man alive. I mean, come ON, bro, imagine giving him a smooch (don’t actually, that’s weird, on jah). IMAGINE clapping his cheeks (again, don’t actually, you absolute fucking ape. Like, you can imagine slapping your ape hands on his FACE, but, on jah, anywhere else finna get YOUR face clapped, on jah).
Carson, PLEASE. Knock those knees around baby mmm yeah oh yeah mmm yes please Carson, please Mr. King, please, please, for the love of God, Carson, please, konk those shins on the bridge of my nose and break it.
Subscribe to CallMeCarson on Twitch with Twitch Prime or his 13 year old fans will literally eat your toes off, like, on jah.
CallMeCarson
He is overall funny guy who loves MineCraft, Discord, and Cursed Images/Videos. He is handsome, well mannered, and knows how to treat a girl with his long pickaxe.
P.s. He makes YouTube videos
P.s.s. I am the first one to make a CallMeCarson definition.
Guy 1: Man I'm board.
Guy 2: Why are you board.
Guy1: My mom took my Cursed Images away.
Guy 2: I know what you need, CallMeCarson.
Guy 1:Who are you.
CallMeCarson: I am your GOD now and therefore, I give you the Dankest, Bestest, Ultimate, Cursed Memes everyone loves.
Garfield: I want Lasagna.
CallMeCarson
The only man that can pull off the homeless look and still look like thiccums.
Hey do you know when CallMeCarson is streaming I want to watch CallMeCarson do you know when he streams