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What is COCOMELON?
Cocomelon is a cringy youtube channel which makes videos for babies and videos with their time written on their thumbnails. If you see even one video you will get both cancer and ligma. So better watch ya self cuz Ligma kills. An official death history includes streamers like Ninja, TFue, Bugha, Vahren, Shroud a.k.a shrowdyrowdy, and a lot more. Beware. Sub to pewdiepie. Peace out.
Cocomelon sucks af.
COCOMELON - meme gif
COCOMELON - video
COCOMELON - what is it?
Some shitty Show that kids watch while Pushin P
Yo you gon watch that new cocomelon episode
What does "COCOMELON" mean?
An annoying little shit you will encounter in Roblox, Gary's Mod or any other game that gets on the microphone and annoys your ears with their pre-pubescent childish voice. It can usually be used in reference to any child on a game under 12 years old.
Seriously, can you stfu and turn off your microphone? Nobody wants to hear a whiny cocomeloner.
Let's kill all of the whiny little cocomeloners in game so we don't have to hear them talk anymore.
COCOMELON - what does it mean?
cocomelon is the worst show to ever exist
COCOMELON - meaning
A magical show on YouTube and Netflix that hypnotizes small children and occupies them long enough for their parents to sneak off and fuck.
Mom: Should I put on Cocomelon? 😉
Dad: I'll grab the lube.
Mom: Thank God for Cocomelon!
COCOMELON - definition
The worst channel on youtube. Featuring:
Cringe nursery rhymes
Half hour long videos
The whole channel is just uncomfortable to watch.
Needless to say it is threatening pewdiepie's position as most subscribed youtuber as well, which is unacceptable.
Gamers, gather your forces, this will be a tough war.
What you can do in this holy war against blasphemous Cocomelon:
Dislike the videos
Leave spam comment on the videos
Post a rick roll in the comments section
Report the videos for spam
Block them
Spread the word so that more parents can be freed from this stupidity
If for any reason cocomelon is recommended to you block it to state your firm opinion to the algorithm.
I am planning to put add on mtr telling people to unsub to cocomelon and sub to pewdiepie, both advertisement style and propaganda style
COCOMELON - slang
What they call huge boobs in the Philippines.
Olyria Roy, the instagram model from Moscow, Russia, has a wonderful pair of Cocomelons.
COCOMELON
The nemesis to Pewdiepie. A terrible and wretched group that specializes in terrible kids content. inferior to pretty much everybody.
“Cocomelon is gathering it’s forces, Pewdiepie may be overthrown!”
COCOMELON
mom: hears cocomelon
also mom:throws away child
COCOMELON
Cum on me daddy, and if your a fUcking kid bro go away y u serchin cocom3lon bro if you can read this u wayee 2 old
NIGGA COCOMELON is gay y u still watch n1gga
Idk man cuz I'm like 5 and a half
NIKA dats very gay bro lik suk mi cok