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What is Butterfly Kisses?

The female equivalent of NAMBLA.

Can I join butterfly kisses?
Okay! Let's go have gay sex with a three year old! Yaaay!

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Butterfly Kisses - video

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Butterfly Kisses - what is it?

The gayest thing you can do.

Butterfly kisses are extremely gay.

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What does "Butterfly Kisses" mean?

Placing one's puckered butthole against someone else's face. First, spread your butt cheeks so as to fully expose the butthole. Next, slowly place the butthole up against someone's face. Finally, let go of the butt cheeks, so that they slap the person's face and flutter like a butterfly's wings.

Danny gave Alfredo several butterfly kisses while he was sleeping last night.

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Butterfly Kisses - what does it mean?

The female version of NAMBLA. Don't let the innocent-sounding name fool you, they advance basically the same agenda as NAMBLA: Equal rights for pedophiles. Although, statistically speaking, female pedophiles are something of a rarity, so Butterfly Kisses probably isn't as big a threat to common sense as NAMBLA is. Still, most logical people will abhor pedophilia, and as such they will look down on any organization that promotes such behavior.

Some would say that EVERYONE deserves equal rights, even pedophiles, but I don't think that's a very rational point of view. The great majority of small children don't understand sex in the slightest, so they can't really consent to it. Besides, having sex (or attempting it) with someone at age 6 or so can lead to SEVERE psychological complications further down the road.

Person A: "Say, what's Butterfly Kisses? Sounds like a touchy-feely New Age thing."

Person B: "They're female pedophiles seeking equal rights, despite the fact that it contradicts the law and society's moral standards."

Person A: "They're humans too, they deserve the same rights as everyone else."

Person B: "They DO enjoy those rights, but fucking kids isn't one of them. That's deplorable. The child would undoubtedly be hurt and confused afterwards. Hell, a good number of serial killers were raped or had sexual advances made on them as kids and cited it as a mitigating factor in their killings."

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Butterfly Kisses - meaning

A butterfly-kiss is the rapid fluttering of one's eyelashes anywhere that tickles on another person's skin.

Matt, my cadet roomie, gives me a butterfly-kiss on my nuts to make me cum when he jacks me off!

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Butterfly Kisses - definition

Plural of Butterfly Kiss.
A Butterfly Kiss is administered thusly:
1. Get your eyelashes up against some else's bare skin, so close that when you blink, your eyelashes caress the other person's skin.
2. Open and close your eyes rapidly. Each time your eyelashes brush the other person's skin, it is one Butterfly Kiss.

1. I hate winter up north because it's too cold to give butterfly kisses unless you're inside.
2. If you will let me undress you I will give you Butterfly Kisses over every inch of your body.

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Butterfly Kisses - slang

a caress made by winking an eye so the lashes brush one's partner

She gave me butterfly kisses back at the hotel.

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Butterfly Kisses

Fluttering one's eyelashes on someone's skin so they just feel the tickling sensation.

Trisha leaned in and gave me butterfly kisses on my cheek.

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Butterfly Kisses

When you rapidly blink your eye next to someone's cheek (or any place else) which makes your eyelash brush up and down against their skin.

She gave him a butterfly kiss every night before bed.

From the song "Butterfly Kisses"

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Butterfly Kisses

when someone is so close to you you can feel their eyelashes batting on your cheek, usually in a romantic way

"bro sex is great and all but have you ever had your girl give you a butterfly kiss"

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