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What is Bundaberg?
A sex act that originates in Bundaberg that involves having an enema with a can Bundaberg Rum and Cola and then defecating it back into your partner's mouth. You then straddle your partners face and teabag your balls into their mouth, enjoying the tingling sensation of the bubbles from the cola.
Lesley enjoyed Wade's Bundaberg Rum Balls on their recent trip to Bundaberg.
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Bundaberg - what is it?
Cant believe that my husband left me for a short fat ugly booganville home wrecker just because she owns a property in booganville.
So in addition to all the other stuff you guys are saying about the shit hole these desperate ugly girls will stop at nothing to destroy relationships. Now the whore is helping my ex try to get my 5 year old little boy thorough family law courts and relocate us to the dump of a place.
The place is just full of drugs and morons the thought of my son growing up in a place like that horrifies me and i would rather jump off a bridge
Stay away from the place it just a brain dead mind fuck
Bundaberg/ booganville
What does "Bundaberg" mean?
A brand of Rum named after Queensland's suger cane town of 'Bundaberg'. Established by sugar millers and given the polar bear logo because they believed the polar bear wards off the coldest chill. Known around Australia as Bundy (and the bear's name is Bundy Bear).
Trudi: Where are you goin?
Dan: Goin' to the bottle-o to get a bottle of Bundy.
'Bundaberg rum, overproof rum will tan your insides and grow hair on your bum.'
Bundaberg - what does it mean?
1. To get shafted beyond reason due to no fault of your own. 2. To become the victim of bad luck or bad circumstance 3. To experience luck of the type that resembles the popular Bundaberg Rum which actually tastes foul compared to real rums from The Caribbean.
I went to school that day and when I came home, me mum and da had moved away and even towed away our trailer. I got totally Bundaberged, and I had to live behind our neighbor's doghouse for three weeks until me mum came back to get me.
Bundaberg - meaning
Jim: Hey man i want to get shit faced, whats the best drink to buy?
Rob: Bundaberg rum mate
Bundaberg - definition
An old sugar town that responds to change slowly and it may take twenty years to become a local. The old families of the town are respectful, proud and caring people who don't like the path that the town has taken over the past ten years.
Teenagers congregate on the gutters of the streets because there aren't many things on offer for them in this town. The attitude towards learning is quite negative in the public schools - academic achievement is a low priority, while sport, parties, teen pregnancy and cyber slander are the mainstream. Bundaberg has potential, but the growing feral population is a concern for the future of this town.
Cheap discount stores do well in this town, as do government employees. Without the medical, police, primary industries, education, centrelink and main roads staff, this town would shrivel up.
Jack: "I don't want to work hard. It is boring and I don't care about the future."
Sue: "Well, you'll have to live in Bundaberg, then."
Bundaberg - slang
Possibly the worst place for a young person to grow up shit boring with the lowest employment rate and one of the highest crime rates.
If your game enough to face the bundy thugs and fuckwits Entertainment in the town is limited the locals usually just bum around outside maccas or hungry tum for a large majority of friday and saturday night either looking for a fight or looking for a chance of picking up a little try-hard 12 year old having a darb outsife.
Centrelink sponsers almost all of the populating emo fuckups, hoons, sluts and celebrity drug dealers.
Kevin: " Hey man wanna hit up da club brus?"
Jerry: " Yeah dog lets go rob some fellas!"
thats bundaberg speach..
Bundaberg
Bundaberg is a city in Queensland, Australia. It is probably one of the most boring places you could ever dream of living.
There is nothing to do here.
Everyone who is anyone or is even remotely interesting leaves.
Those who actually like it here defend it viciously and you are likely to get punched if you speak ill of their backward town.
To live in Bundaberg and enjoy it, you will need to fit into one of Bundaberg's popular sub-cultures - you may choose from this list:
Over the age of 80
Feral
Bogan
A redneck
Ultra conservative and closed-minded
You get bonus points for being all these things.
Bundaberg is full of ferals and violent bogans who like to steal things, break into houses and drive souped up crap box cars around town while spending their government benefit money on Jim Beam and cigarettes.
Bundaberg is a big enough town to progress, but nothing here ever changes. Ever.
Bundaberg people don't like change or excitement, so you could pretty much go away and come back and in 20 years it would not have changed.
Don't move to Bundaberg unless you want to be unemployed, miserable, constantly bored and stop wearing shoes in public.
Person 1: I wonder what it would be like to travel back in time to the Neanderthal days!
Person 2: Dude, Bundaberg.
Bundaberg
路Home of Bundy Rum.
路Also a shit boring place to live in. The whole 'Bundy Rum' aspect may be enough to draw in tourists but after they're done taking a tour of how the drink is made I highly doubt they'll find anything else constructive to do. That's if they're still alive.
路Kind of like a combination of the worst parts of a country town and a miniaturized big city.
路Surrounded by towns full of hicks/bogans/yobos for about 350 km in every direction.
路Has it's very own resident hobo, known to pretty much the entire town. He may as well be a celebrity due to the amount of people who know him.
路About half of the male population aged 17-35 enjoys hooning around at night (and day) yelling profanities and insults at anybody who's NOT wearing cut-offs, queer looking sunglasses, sandals, and a gay coloured singlet. Hot girls are also immune from this bullshit. Although they may be subjected to horn honking, wolfwhistles and 'Hey baby!' or 'Nice legs!'.
路If you're not 14-30 and look like you're in a local Hardcore/metal band I'd strongly advise staying off the streets at night. Someone who doesn't fit that description is beat into a coma or something otherwise newsworthy at least once a week. Definitely not a safe place for backpackers (a few years ago a backpacker was pushed off a bridge just for her handbag). Unless of course it's backpackers in numbers. In which case it's not a safe place for anybody at night.
路Bundaberg is a shithole, I wish I had enough money to buy a house elsewhere. As long as that 'elsewhere' is none of the towns within a 350 sq/km radius.
路There are more attractive women on one block in Sydney than there are in all of Bundaberg.
路If I had a big rock, a 9-iron, a knife, some gasoline and a lighter handy then there'd be no more dickheads driving shitbox cars living in this town.
路Person 1: "Hey dude, it's like 11 pm, let's go hit up McDonald's for some burgers and shit."
Person 2: "Fuck that, I choose life."
Source: I live there.