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What is Brotons?
Excessive uncontrollable gas causing the atmosphere and surroundings to shake.
My dad was pulling a Broton and it shook my fucking room
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Brotons - what is it?
Uncontrollable fapping and/or flailing.
My boyfriend was fapping viciously and brotoning last night.
What does "Brotons" mean?
A group of pals, like a brother/sisterhood, that work together in the world of protons. Super heros that don't wear capes and super power of curing cancer. Otherwise called radiation therapists.
Rondi is a magical Broton that is a great team player and loves to feed her teammates.
Brotons - what does it mean?
Great friends, the type of friends who are extreamly close and super fly
Wow I wish I Had A Broton friendship ..
Brotons - meaning
When an element of the periodic table loses a proton, and the proton becomes a "Bro" and wants to chill and drink natties all day. Its charge is 420
Scientist 1: Oh man this sulfur ion just lost a proton...
Scientist 2: One of the protons must have taken a sip of a natty light.
Scientist 1: Oh no the proton became a Broton and now it's charge is 420!
Brotons - definition
1. Broton: An electrically charged particle that makes up the atoms of a bro.
2. Bro-ton: A unit of measurement. A broton is equal to 1 ton
907) of bros.
Bro: Oh, shit, I just lost a broton! I better re-charge with some Natty Light!
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Person 1: Did you see all the bros at the game today?
Person 2: Yeah, there must have been 5 bro-tons of them.
Brotons - slang
A guy that is a positive influence on another guy, usually younger, who will flock around the Broton like neutrons around protons. Like a Big Brother or role model.
"My boyfriend is a total broton for my little brother."
Brotons
The sub-atomic particles that connect all "bros". The extra particle is what accounts for all of bro culture. It also allows bros to send messages among each other without having to speak.
"Did you see that chick, bro?"
"Nah man I didn't."
"I was sending you major brotons!"
Brotons
A phobic response one uses when being accused of bromance.
"Yo Mike, I heard you and Phil saw the Cranberries play last night. Another bromantic night?"
"Nah, it was strictly brotonic, dude."
Brotons
Positively charged bro's who travel in packs and need to be neutralized.
You better equalize your charge before those brotons try to orbit your nucleus.
Look at all those guys, the brotons are on their way over here.