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What is Brocephus?
Song by Lil Few feat. RobTheProb and Lukie B.
Person A: Yo, have you heard Brocephus yet?
Person B: Yeah bro it's heat 🔥
Brocephus - video
Brocephus - what is it?
A bro who is really into country music.
"Brian still listens to Garth Brooks, he's such a brocephus."
What does "Brocephus" mean?
(1) A friend, bro, hommie, homeskillet, homeslice, or individual with a similar status.
(2) An individual who has contracted brocephalitis.
(1) Word up, brocephus.
(2) Yo, brocephus, when'd you catch brocephalitis?
Brocephus - what does it mean?
A total bro-dude that spends every minute of free time drinking protein shakes, bench pressing, and getting ripped. He is also likely to be muscularly the biggest of his group of bro-friends, meaning he is probably the least smart of them and makes up for it with his loud, obnoxious, douchie sense of humor.
When getting a haircut, he asks the hair stylist to also trim his beard because he can't reach his face because of his huge biceps.
*Receptionist - "Who was that guy that came in to get his haircut?"
*Stylist- "Oh, that's just Brocephus, back to get his usual douchie crew cut."
Brocephus - meaning
term used between friends instead of the word "brother" or "Bro". refers to the singer hank williams jr aka bocephus.
dude 1: Hey dude, that chick over there was totally checking out your dick as you walked by.
dude 2: Awesome!!! I've been wanting to fuck her forever but I wasn't sure she was interested! Thanks Brocephus!