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What is Borderlands 2?
HOHOHOLY SHIT! That was good! What did I tell you? Didn't I say that it was a great anime? Didn't get the recognition it deserved? They made a Netflix adaptation! It was great. Not a single thing about it was bad. Other anime adaptations could learn a thing or two.
Hym "Ooooooohhhh!!!! Alice in Borderland season 2 was so good! The fight scene with the King of Spades? 'It was the only way I knew how to save you' UGH! 😩 It's so tragic! It almost brought a tear to my eye. And the Queen of Hearts? So charming and wholesome! And evil! I love her! And the Chishiya games? Brilliant. He's awesome. Favorite character. Too cool for school but not too cool to look at explosions. Great. I loved it. Loved the whole thing and I binged it the day it came out. Go watch it now! Go watch it now or I'll travel to every water bottling plant and piss in all of the drinking water. You might not be able to taste it but we'll both know it's there. You'll be drinking my pee. Forever. Every man woman and child will drink piss indefinitely. My piss. All because you're too stubborn to watch a good show."
Borderlands 2 - video
Borderlands 2 - what is it?
This game is all about shooting random shit in the head and requires a buttload of aiming skills. Its rated 18+, but 95% of the population says 'Screw that!'
By putting down your turret, AKA your waifu, litteraly hanging them mid-air if you simply suck at aiming, take drugs to duplicate your current weapon, release that inner sewer rat and buttfuck everything in your way, summon your nii-san-bot from litteraly your left arm or simply throw with chainsaws for shits and giggles.
All this, to help a group of revelians, who didn't even ask if you wanted to help them taking out some al-quida 2.0, and repeat this process twice (or 17 times if you feel like playing all other classes).
Dive in a world with a handsome robot and a very annoying town called sanctuary, a flying block of bricks 'n magic, to take down a giant H that hides almost the intire moon, and fight a fucking gaint worm-octopuslike creature to prove you need friends. Orrrrr you can go lonely behind pride's rock.
Borderlands 2 in 3 words:
Walk, listen, shoot.
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PEW PEW PEW!!!!!
What does "Borderlands 2" mean?
A freaking awesome game. 4 player Coop or alone. If you have save data from the original Borderlands, you get stuff for your Borderlands 2 characters. Classes:
Zer0: Assassin. Has a Decepti0n skill that turns you invisible for a short time.
Salvador: Gunzerker. Has a skill tree that makes you available to Gunzerk.
Axton: Commando. Similar to Roland from Borderlands 1. Has a skill tree that makes you deploy a Sabre Turret.
Maya: Siren. Has a Phaseblast skill tree that temporarily removes an enemy from the fight, allowing you to focus on their allies.
Guy 1: Oh man i am so excited for the release of Borderlands 2!
*guy buys the game*
Guy 2: Does it include all characters?? I wanna be Krieg.
Guy 1: Yeah me too and that's a yes.
Assassin
Commando
Siren
Borderlands 2