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What is Bonker?
Mad craving for the butt hole to be fingered- causing the person to go "bonkers".
he had a bonkering but he had no partner, so he used his own finger
Bonker - meme gif
Bonker - video
Bonker - what is it?
Bananas, nuts, crazy, wild, ballistic, cuckoo! Any thesaurus will do.
Quite commonly used word, not slang, used to affectionately describe a state of mind such as the above.
Hand-in-hand vocabulary with for example: gor-blimey, bastards!, bollockchops, well I'll be a pissed on candle, crikey, shove it up your arse, and bollocks! Used in the UK at least.(>London<)
Humorous sub-text in use due to its (click the link) 'bonk' attribute, as in copulation of the 'Carry On' sort also bonk could be a hit, say on the head that has comedy value.
To enhance, say: 'bloody bonkers' or 'blimmin bonkers' or 'bloomin bonkers' or 'absolutely bonkers' (esp.)
-He's definitely gone bonkers, that boy.' (crazy in the head)
-They told me they lost the paperwork.
-Did you get mad?'
-I went absolutely bonkers (mad at them)
-I could have sworn I left it here on the frigde, I tell you I'm going bonkers
What does "Bonker" mean?
That was bonkers dude!
Bonker - what does it mean?
Don't go bonkers!
Bonker - meaning
A condom: Mixture of "bong" symbolizing the akward sound made in cartoons when a male gets a boner and "ker" which is a wanna-be-cool suffix that is supposed to mean "cover" .
Cover the Boner = Bonker.
Dude # 1 - I got a huge boner the other day but my date wouldn't give in... Something about not liking diapers?
Dude # 2 - Your an idiot ! You could've just put on a Bonker !
Bonker - definition
I forgot that my exam is tomorrow! I'm such a bonker!
Bonker - slang
Noun
A derogatory term, normally used by a group of gentleman to describe a rather promiscuous, somewhat deranged lady who isn't particular about whom she lays with in order to heighten self-esteem
"Did you see that girl Danny went home with last night?"
"Yeah, what an absolute bonker!"
Bonker
Oh no, I’ve made a bonker.
Bonker
Bonker - A Bonker is a moderately attractive, charming, "girl-next-door" type female who flirts with every male in the vicinity without ever actually dating or hitting anyone. A modern derivative of the Siren, if you will. Rare exceptions can be made in odd cases of a male who is either too young or too old, chosen seemingly at random.
TITS! I thought shit was goin down with this one smokin asian girl in my apartment but it turns out she's just a total class-five Bonker.
Damn dude, that shit's rough.
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The word auto correct changes Boner to
Wow! Does he have a bonker