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What is Blue Springs?
Blue springs South High School resides in...well Blue Springs Missouri. It’s not a special place, but it’s a place with all types of families with a diverse set of income, not many people stand out. The students who attend Blue Springs are typically complete arrogant retards who let their ego take over any situation. If you ever have a chance to meet one of the students who attend here, you have my sympathy. This school is filled to the brim with kids pissing their pants over dab pens and juul pods (Njoy’s seem to be the replacement to juuls as of recently). The people here will do a back bend in the class and contort their bodies just to proudly show you how many inches of the few that are offered of their own dicks they can fit into their mouths. Don’t worry about offending anyone here, they’ll probably put it on their Snapchat story with a black photo behind the words “this guys an ass hole” yet claiming it’s indirect. The epitome of basic white retards who put the “don’t talk to me, or you’re getting blocked” on their story. If you’re lucky enough to meet one of the people who have some shred of any human decency here they'll probably cheat on you, steal something from you, or talk shit on you as they have no care outside of themselves. But hey, at least the football teams pretty cool.
Person 1: hey what’s up man, did you wanna hit my dab pen in the parking lot of Blue Springs South High School today?
Person 2: nah man, I’d rather suck your dick or my own :)
Person 3: I’m retarded
Blue Springs - video
Blue Springs - what is it?
A school that is mainly known for its football team that is pretty decent. Most of the kids who go to school there are unfortunately considered stuck-up from other students in the area. But the Jaguars don't care!
This is also THE high school in Blue Springs, Missouri. Blue Springs High School just wishes it could be us.
If I could go to any high school in Missouri, it would definitely be Blue Springs South High School.
What does "Blue Springs" mean?
A High school specifically designed for the poor side of blue springs. Occasionally you will catch a cool lees summit kid that just on the boarder and ended up going to south. The Hallways are very crowded and often times when you going into the bathroom you either see a kid threating to shoot up the school or just vaping. The school is now most popular for their sports teams that always go negative. The teachers are either good or bad and for example of a bad teacher would be that one teacher from panama that said adolf hitler was good guy
Mom: I just got another email from your principal!
Kid: What did it say?
Mom: Apparently a kid brought an airsoft pistol to school today with real ammunition!
Kid: Just another day at Blue Springs South High School
Blue Springs - what does it mean?
Their marching band (Golden Regiment) has CLEARLY overpowered Blue Springs South High in the playing comps and they're totally WAY better at everything. Pretty much all around. Their mascot is the Wildcat and EVERYONE knows that in the wild, a wildcat would take down a jaguar (South's mascot) colors: purple and gold
Did you hear about that kid who goes to Blue Springs High School?
You mean the totally awesome kid?!
Ch'yeah. He was totally awesome and better than South.
Blue Springs - meaning
Largest auction house in the world, with over 3000 stations and 70k+ slaves.
Bro you’re going to Blue Springs South?
Blue Springs - definition
“blue spring ride” also known as “ao haru ride” is a japanese animation (anime) from 1012. it’s a really romance anime about a girl falling in love with a boy from her childhood but not wanting to admit it. (mf just say you love him)
later in the manga she’s in a relationship with another boy because the first boy is spending time with a girl who has the same trauma as him.
idk how it continues i forgot about it and haven’t read the rest but i think they finally get together after 60 chapters.
a: have you seen/read blue spring ride already?
b: yea, futaba could just admit her feelings!
a: you’re totally right, same goes for kou. why can’t they just admit their feelingsz
Blue Springs - slang
Whilst fucking your woman in the corn hole from behind in the standing position, grab her leg, lift it and support it like a banjo, using your free fingers to strum her va-jay jay lips and clit. It is sure to be a crowd pleaser!
My woman wasn't sure about anal, until I gave her a Blue Springs Banjo. Now I'm gettin' anal everyday!
Blue Springs
Home of American Idol, David Cook, one of the best music artists ever!
Person 1: I'm going to Blue Springs.
Person 2: Dude, that's where David Cook lives!
Blue Springs
The lamest town in Missouri, most def. Home of american idol finalist david cook. This town is full of snobs and homophobic assholes.
I live in Blue Springs.
Blue Springs
A small town in Jackson County, MO that leeches off the big honcho Kansas City, along with other towns like Independence and Lee's Summit. Its schools are Blue Springs High (filled with pathetic low-life wannabe gangster twats aka the Wildcats) and Blue Springs South High (filled with uptight sluts and jocks, with a decent football team aka the Jaguars). Theres really nothing to do here but bowl or go to Pancho's (a little mexican joint with fucking delicious burritos, seriously, try it sometime. They're made from the mexican burrito gods). Basically north of 40 Highway is the trashy side, and south of 40 is the middle-class/rich snobs. Home to American Idol winner Dane Cook. Tech N9ne and Bobb'e J Thompson also reside in/around the Springs. If you really want something different to do, go to any other town/city surrounding it. This includes Grain Valley, Lee's Summit, Independence, and Kansas City.
1: Hey man! Where've you been?
2: Oh you know, just been chillin in good ole' blue springs!
1: Damn, that sucks ass
2: Tell me about it! I've done nothin but sit on my ass and eat burritos